@Keir_Starmer do you really think Ian will listen to you and come back to the negotiation table whilst you're in the Orange Shitheads pocket? Distance us from this murderous child before our country pays an unacceptable price.

@LeeAndersonMP_ Imagine being so devoid of any character, charm, happiness or meaningful purpose in life that you're reduced to spending your Sunday morning trying to racially weaponise a couple of hash browns. 😅😅🤦‍♂️

@RoyalMailHelp This time, you even emailed me five minutes before the collection window opened to let me know you'd failed to collect it. Makes one wonder how come you can't organise a p*ss up at a free bar when you clearly have a working crystal ball...

Pick that one out. #RiceRiceBaby !!!

This is how to lose custom, @Morrisons Leeds. I've pressed this blasted thing five times... If "colleagues have received my call" they're ignorant as hell. #customerservicefail

https://t.co/1YhFx4TuSN Further cuts to adult education services represent a betrayal of the working people of this country and the Labor governments inability to identify a dormant workforce. They then rant about benefits while cutting opportunities. Sort it out @Keir_Starmer

Impressive.

Worst. Housecat. Ever.

Nice one, Elmo. Look at the world you're creating with pride. Jesus wept. But it wasn't for Elon Musk.

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And then after FINALLY (sixth phone call) actually getting to speak to a human, I explain the issue... Put on hold... And CUT OFF AGAIN. You're a joke, Xbox. A very, very bad joke.

2/2 now for the second time today your stupid system has called me back, promised to put me in touch with a person to sort this out, then hung up on me two minutes later. This is the exact opposite of support.

@rcolvile Is that the ONLY reason to attend university? You #Tories know the cost of everything and the value of nothing. It's galling when Tory toffs who benefitted from free uni tuition pre-1998 now try to limit working-class kids' educational options, even though the kids pay for it.

Nope @mika_ljm. Kill it. Dinosaur contest for political cock waving that hasn't been about actual music for over 30 years. Kill. It.

#BoycottEurovision #BoycottEurovision2024

Time for the @Eurovision "song" contest to die. Complete shitshow. @alexander_olly - you probably want to drop out if you don't want your career to do a lozza fox.

Yep, because London never had traffic jams before ULEZ. You always were a complete nob, mind, @THEJamesWhale . Funny to think anyone expects anything else from a scumbag like you.

FAO the #rightwing wankers currently losing their shit about the @MayorofLondon still being #SadiqKhan . You're not the voice of the silent majority. You're a bunch of blind, easily led idiots. It's getting tedious listening to your bitching when you're being proven wrong.

You know you're a horrible person and a shit bigot when even the other bigots are telling you to get a grip, eh, @jk_rowling @elonmusk is no friend of mine, but maybe you should tell your followers to get a grip too... As if the man is a #Troon , the stupid little gits.

At #PMQs today Rishi Sunak told MPs “this week we’re cutting taxes by £900 for EVERYONE in work” It’s just COMPLETE BOLL**** and he knows it! If you think the PM should be hauled back to Parliament to correct the record RT this widely Cc @CommonsSpeaker

In just 20 trips as Foreign Secretary Liz Truss used £1.8m, £90,000 per trip. Because she used this 350 seater jet as her ‘private plane’. Like if the she needs to pay it back. RT if the lettuce needs to go to jail.