Jen
@Jen_and_Tonic_
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5”2 ex-Brummie living the good life. Don’t do the accent, I’ll be offended. I’ll probably be listening to Joy Division.
Stafford, England
Joined June 2009
What the fuck is wrong with Me?
A dolphin's nipples are located in its anus.
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It's even worse than that. I live in one of the sectors of London governed by Gay Law. Everyone has to look fabulous 24/7, children are being forced to say 'Yas Queen!' and we're woken by ABBA blaring from speakers every morning (the gay call to prayer). Please spread the word.
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The kid & pup are asleep so I’m watching #GameOfThrones. All together now, da da da da dada da da da da dada da da.
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Me to 2yo: do you need a nap? 2yo: no mummy I fine and happy. Then why are you being a dick?
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Basically I’m tweeting photos of my dog for the next 15 years so you better get used to it.
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I don't think I'll ever get bored of the time a Women's Institute dressed up in pirate fancy dress to meet a man who got kidnapped in Somalia and held at gunpoint for 47 days
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We went to an ice cream farm today and my happy little heart sang at a lamb smiling and basking in the sun.
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My aim for today was to NOT eat everything. 3pm and I’ve already demolished 4 days calories. Hello elasticated waistband.
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I’ve used the library for the first time in ages because my bookcase isn’t big enough and I don’t have anywhere to store my books. Also, libraries are amazing.
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Honest review: boring and predictable. Dragged out for way too long.
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