Dillon Branscum
@JeffreyDillon_
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whatever happens, happens
Houston, TX
Joined March 2010
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Charlie Murphy's Take On Men Slapping Other Men https://t.co/BgMx32tugj via @YouTube
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loved seeing our guy @BrandonRahbar made it on the new episode of Your Mom’s House. @tomsegura @ChristinaP #thunderup
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has there ever been a performance on a late night talk show better than tv on the radio doing wolf like me on letterman? it’s been like 15 years and can’t think of anything that outdoes that one.
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i’ve got the delta covid. it’s a bummer. would probs be a bigger bummer if i hadn’t got the vax.
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the graying in my beard and losing my hair doesn’t make me feel old. seeing my peers personalities becoming “house plant owner” makes me feel old.
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a picture with a vaccination card on social media is the new I Voted sticker social media post
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all the coke jokes and reminiscing about other halftime shows aside, I love the dudes music and I loved the performance
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Do you eat dry pancakes? (No butter, syrup, or any topping)
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let’s be honest. most of us are only capable of being on our “girl next door shit” at best. and that’s okay.
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this fucking guy...went to yale for law school and doesn’t understand the first amendment.
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