Jeff Meller
@Jeff_Meller
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ESPN 1000 “Chicago’s Home for Sports” fantasy football expert, football and fútbol enthusiast, baseball nerd, pucks lover, husband, Dad, Shiba Inu owner
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I got
@TWaddle87
permission to post his reaction to Schwarber just missing it
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We’re celebrating Jeff Dickerson’s (
@DickersonESPN
) life all day on
@ESPN1000
today. Please feel free to share your favorite stories, moments and memories of a great man with us.
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Is this sped up? There is no way this is real time.
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Behind the scenes look of the
@kapjhood
show as
#ManningCast
and Eli-Fields comp convo jumps it up a notch!
@tweetjhood
discusses 🐔 with
@DZederman
as
@thekapman
plays the role of voyeur.
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My wife (crushed w/ work b/c two co-workers are sick): “I truly do love my job, I just wish I wasn’t so stressed all of the time because of the mountains of work.”
Me in response: “
@twaddle87
accused me of drawing a big penis on his filthy car. We all have our crosses to bear.”
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Best one, Carm. 😢
I know JD was mostly a wine guy but someone on Twitter suggested I not let this Whiskey Wednesday go by without honoring our great friend. So cheers to you, JD, and RIP. Thanks for 20 great years of friendship & memories. A special pour for a special man!!
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Nine-year-old son just asked me who owns the Bears.
I told him the McCaskey family.
He said, “Wait a minute, a family like us could own the Bears if we had enough money?”
I respond, “Yup.”
He goes, “I thought you had to be qualified to own a football team?!”
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Still not getting easier…Jesse will join
@dmillerabc7
and me at 10:35am CT on
@ESPN1000
😢 💔
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BAM! Not to be outdone by
@TWaddle87
...
@ABC7Chicago
own
@MarkGiangreco7
does 50 push ups....don’t mind the form, all you critiques, unless you’re older and post your own video.
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Here is
@TWaddle87
observing the 40-1 shot he was just telling
@kschwarb12
fall just shy.
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Broke the Brady news to my nine-year-old son. He asked why the Bears can’t sign him. I said I don’t think he wants to play here. He asked who the Bears will get to play QB. I said maybe Bridgewater or Dalton. His response: “Andy Dalton?! He could be worse than Mitchell Trubisky!”
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AND, before the NHL announced the
#1
pick, there was a star next to Hawks logo… 🤔 they rigged it soooooo FUCKING good for the
#Blackhawks
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Breaking news: Bucs QB Tom Brady passes Drew Brees for most career passing TDs (561) in NFL history
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Thanks for all the well wishes for Autumn. She’s had the ACL and torn meniscus repaired and word is she’ll be back in action in 4-6 weeks....just in time to celebrate some socially distant Holidays!!!!
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John Clayton was great. I’m truly saddened by his death. He was appointment listening on
@ESPN1000
every Wednesday at 4pm for well over a decade. (1)
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Cody Parkey is broken as a kicker and cannot be fixed in a
#Bears
uniform. He’s a sunk cost for them and cannot be allowed to cost the team another game.
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⛄️ What? You make a snowman when it snows? Amateurs. ❄️ 🍆 ❄️
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Ready?! Down! Hut! Hut! HUT!!!
@TWaddle87
teaches
@AdamAAbdalla
how to take a snap from under center.
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Yeah, I don’t care how much of a cap hit it is....I’m gonna say you need a new kicker next year if you’re the
#Bears
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“Max Crosby light, Kirkland brand Crosby….if he went back to school this year, he might have ended up as a late 1st rounder next year”
@MoveTheSticks
on
#dabears
latest pick Austin Booker
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I still can’t believe
@chicagobulls
had the brand new face of the
#NBA
and they let him get away!!
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A man of his word,
@waddleandsilvy
promptly pays off his debt to
@thekapman
for
#Cubs
winning the NL Central in 2017 ...in dimes
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Never ate fish sticks at 8am....but I've suddenly got a hankering for some
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I like how Nagy was like, “No way in hell am I trusting Daniel to throw this last pass!”
#Bears
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Upon reflection, I’ve come to the realization that it’s actually quite something; Ryan Pace has created a scenario I did not think possible: one in which I’d prefer to have Trubisky back as the
#DaBears
starter next year as opposed to whatever the hell they are currently doing
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We’re celebrating Jeff Dickerson’s (
@DickersonESPN
) life all day on
@ESPN1000
today. Please feel free to share your favorite stories, moments and memories of a great man with us.
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To quote my 11-year-old
#DaBears
fan son: “COME ON, GET HIM…HE’S A 40-YEAR-OLD MAN FOR GOD’S SAKE…HE’S NOT THAT FAST!!!!!”
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DJ Moore is now
#DaBears
all-time franchise leader in receiving yards. And it only took five games. Kind of surprising it only took 531 receiving yards to do it, but nevertheless still an amazing accomplishment.
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Here's a link to the full version of the Derrick Rose parody by
@VoiceOverDan
we just played on
@WaddleandSilvy
:
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BRILLIANT!!!
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As I approached the altar this morning to receive the body of Christ, I could hear a choir beautifully serenading the congregation with an angelic rendition of “Silent Night” ....and as I stepped closer to the priest...the lyrics ran through my head:
“Pooooop knife...dirty knife”
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Our boy
@TWaddle87
has moved into the driver seat...can he punch in his own calls? We'll find out next!
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Last caller on
@kapjhood
show on
@ESPN1000
...join the fun this morning (312) 333-3776
@thekapman
@tweetjhood
@DZederman
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Is
@TWaddle87
intentionally turning himself into Craig Kilborn? Or is this just a residual effect of quarantine?
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Ryan Pace debating with himself right now if he needs to trade a 2nd or 3rd rounder to land Mariota in the off-season
#daBears
#RaidersNation
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The effort is undeniable by
@TWaddle87
...but are we just supposed to ignore the blatant OPI?
Digging through old videos in the basement today ... found this awesome catch back in 1987 for our Boston College Eagles ! 🦅🏈👊🏼❤️
@TWaddle87
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These
@WaddleandSilvy
pre-show videos are becoming extremely elaborate now that
@ESPNDel
&
@DZederman
are directing them. I bet
@TWaddle87
wishes he was here for this one... Behind the
@ESPN1000
Promo Video:
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Is this something you'd be interested in seeing....(poll to follow)
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Believe it or not,
@AdamAAbdalla
was actually a TV star in the late 80’s before radio stardom.
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Why are you working on your change up?!!
Warming up for the
#WhiteSox
pitching challenge today!
@DZederman
@thekapman
@C1McKnight
@CarmenDeFalco
@ESPN1000
#takethat
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Worst. Max. Deal. Ever.
Bulls say Zach LaVine, in consultation with team and Klutch Sports Group, has elected to undergo season-ending surgery on his right foot.
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Oh Dear God...quick, somebody tell Ryan Pace we’re in the middle of a pandemic...He thinks it’s 2013!!!
Jimmy Graham to the Bears on a two-year, $16 million deal, including $9 million guaranteed, per source.
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I can’t wait until
@thekapman
wears this to work next week
@ESPN1000
!
@DZederman
@tweetjhood
@JRStraus
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Taking my son, Alex, to his first
@Cubs
&
@MLB
game. Sporting his
@KrisBryant_23
jersey courtesy of
@WaddleandSilvy
#Cubs
#BlueJays
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Pretty sure this game clinches Pace picking up Trubisky’s fifth year option.
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Best part of
#Thanksgiving
may be the leftovers....
@thekapman
knows what I’m talking about...am I right
@WaddleandSilvy
&
@TWaddle87
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In case you wanted to know where we were sitting when
@TWaddle87
was slightly scared during '16 World Series
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Not pictured: legs
Okay, time to become a factor ON the football field. Love the hard work!
#Beast
@mrkevinwhite
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So….y’all think a missed meeting is the reason Mitch isn’t better than Mahomes, huh?
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It’s a special Football Friday on
@ESPN1000
ahead of
#BearsvsEagles
@TwinPeaksLodge
in Warrenville. Come out for your chance to win tickets to Sunday’s game.
@WaddleandSilvy
&
@TWaddle87
shaking hands and kissing babies.
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***UPDATE***
It’s back! New snow brought with it a new penis.
@CarmenDeFalco
@Jurko64
@thekapman
@tweetjhood
@DZederman
@JRStraus
@randymerkin
@TWaddle87
⛄️ What? You make a snowman when it snows? Amateurs. ❄️ 🍆 ❄️
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Getting set for my first cockfight 🐔 in Mexico...but
@WaddleandSilvy
listeners will be interested to know: NO recline button on this flight!
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Yeah....that’s a nice damn move for a team with World Series aspirations. Liked the way Dunning progressed this season, but adding a 1A. to Giolito without trading away Vaughn or Kopech...chef’s kiss 💋
#WhiteSox
Right-hander Lance Lynn has been traded to the Chicago White Sox, sources tell ESPN.
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Can we talk about that Kay jewelers commercial? Do the parents just have sex while the kid plays video games? Is that how it ends? Because that's what your commercial implies!
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