Jeff Turrentine
@JeffTurrentine
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Writer, critic, journalist. Possibly writing something critical about you for a journal right now. Alum of @washingtonpost, @ArchDigest, @Forbes and @NRDC.
Brooklyn, NY
Joined October 2011
5 Jobs I've had: 1. Grocery store bagger 2. Grocery store cashier 3. Chancellor and Under-Treasurer of Her Majesty's Exchequer 4. Gangster of Love 5. Most rewarding job of all, father to six beautiful boys: Jaden, Kaden, Haden, Braden, Aiden, and Pflaiden
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Apropos of nothing, nobody ever seems to remember that the Scott Walker route is always available for aging pop-stars
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Weather in Brooklyn right now is giving “Stranger Things”
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This is a “tweet for the audience you want not the audience you have” tweet
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New pope already boring all the cardinals by talking endlessly about Tortoise, Gastr del Sol, the Sea and Cake
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No NYC mayoral race has felt more fraught than this one does. We’ve gotten it wrong so many times before — we have to get it right this time. Vote for @bradlander.
NYC deserves a Mayor who will fight for you and finally stop this endless corruption, not be more of the same. Watch our first TV ad now:
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Another empty-seat town hall, this time (not) featuring a lawmaker who says she won't cut Medicaid for the "most vulnerable" but nothing about the millions who rely on the ACA's Medicaid Expansion for their healthcare b/c they have no other way to get it https://t.co/UddtKHSqXa
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DOGE has found so much fraud that not one single person has been charged with fraud.
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Hope Morrissey is ok
BREAKING: A crash between two double-decker buses in Manchester has injured 17 people Read more ⬇️ https://t.co/Wp3rl9vsdH
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Apparently, they are calling these young voters to get them to cure their ballots, and they’re not answering their phones. Try texting!
Nevada’s secretary of state, seeing high number of rejected ballots in Clark and Washoe, says one of the biggest issues is that the signatures of younger voters don’t always match what’s on their driver’s licenses: “It’s mostly the fact that young people don’t have signatures
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ME: I don’t think a Muppet “West Side Story” works because it would start to assign race/class value to the different types of Muppets, and that doesn’t at all align with their established worldview THERAPIST: ok so like I said we’re gonna up your dosage
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In which YouTube personalities were paid $100,000 per video to generate fake content while I, a real climate scientist, paid for my own Global Weirding PBS YouTube series on real climate content out of my own pocket. You can’t make these things up. https://t.co/ouRpWJ4vjt
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The Justice Department charged two Russian nationals who worked for RT, a media outlet funded and controlled by the Russian government.
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[optometrist interrupts me] the bigger letters aren't louder
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