Jeff Burnham
@JeffBurnham
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Attorney. Pokerplayer. Chiefs/Royals. Humanist. RUSH is my religion. “No, his mind is not for rent. To any god or government” - Neil Peart
Joined January 2021
USA literally only has one chance. Trump reappears and declares them the winner. Coinciding with his 117th consecutive club championship victory. #RyderCup2025
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I can’t believe the number of golf nuts/gamblers who didn’t jump on Europe getting plus $ with that team. 🤦🏻♂️. #RyderCup2025
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Might apply for some Special Teams positions this week. 🤦🏻♂️
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As a former F-16 pilot, seeing the President of the United States post something like this is the worst possible message to our military members.
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Been saying this for weeks.
I’d like to thank all the 2nd Amendment loving patriots who are caravanning towards Chicago right now to defend the people against a Tyrannical Federal Government that has declared war on a U.S. city!! Thank you for putting aside the racism & white supremacy that has kept you
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Mr. President @realdonaldtrump I understand why you are confused...all your time in DC you haven't eaten ONCE outside the White House or your own hotel. I've lived here for 33 years, and it's a flat out lie that half the restaurants have closed because of safety...but restaurants
Trump: “Half the restaurants closed, because nobody could go, because they were afraid to go outside. Now those restaurants are opening and new restaurants are opening up. It's like a boom town.”
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9 years ago. My daughter wanted to see Ozzy for our birthdays (her 18th). So glad we did this.
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A long time ago, I was auditioning for the movie “The Doors” It was kind of a cattle call. They paired together potential Jims with potential Pamela‘s. And they were running behind so we were spilling out of the casting office, sitting on the porch, the lawn, and the driveway.
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The most important speech at the Oscars last night was Sean Baker’s warning that films are not in the theaters anymore. I went to an Oscar party and no one paid attention because the majority hadn’t seen the movies. The Academy must expand the time films have to be in theaters.
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Kinda feel bad Eagles fans can’t even enjoy this Championship. Being rigged and scripted and all.
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Oh the irony of a trash sponsor….
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If you could come back from commercial with a 6 Minute drive ending with a TD, that’d be greeeaaat.
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Traffic control informed a Jet Blue commercial pilot that six F-35 military jets were about to pass him. The Jet Blue pilot’s response was hilarious. 🔊
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For all of you Chiefs fans in your 20s/30s, THAT is what we used to watch, regularly. #ChiefsKingdom
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🤣🤣🤣 We literally only think about Josh Allen for the 3 hours we’re playing him. 🤦🏻♂️
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🤣🤣🤣. GL Tana. Cool kid!
Heading to Las Vegas tomorrow! ✈️ Hit the LIKE and RT button and I’ll give one random person that did a friendly 5% sweat before play starts. 🔥 Grew up a dork and into a dork but excited to be one of the cool kids this weekend. Many thanks @ClubWPTGold! 💰🫶♥️
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