Merry Christmas, you hooligans. No one asked for this and it might not be good, but at least there's a whole bunch of it.
I'm confident nobody else is giving you this sort of content. I love it dearly and hope you enjoy.
You notice how you never hear NFL special teamers being like, “I am comically poor and have to go back to Uber driving to afford food”. Yet in MMA that’s every week. Weird.
"With the (tax) deductions and the loss of the fight tonight, I'm probably going to have to rob someone in the car park. ... Who's got the most on them?"
Tyson Pedro opens up about financial challenges following his
#UFCVegas87
retirement.
Demetrious Johnson threw a motherfucker into the air and then armbarred him on the way down. Stop disrespecting him with this "finally a champion who is exciting" nonsense.
Tony vs Paddy is going to get the headlines and that’s reasonable, but this fight is far more egregiously cruel. Wonderboy getting punished for refusing to fight a guy who missed weight by fighting the best dude in the weight class who won’t earn him a title shot.
I hate this so much. Leon had to beg borrow and steal to get his shot at the belt and now he's more than content to deny the numerous viable welterweight contenders that same thing he was almost passed over for. Villain behavior.
This is the lamest, most try-hard shit on the entire planet. For a guy who is quite probably the greatest fighter ever, this man has simply never gotten over being shoved into lockers by his brothers growing up.
Karate Combat President Asim Zaidi says that he drinks no water:
“I decide to not drink water, I only drink caffeneited beverages. I also juice, like a ton - testosterone, HGH, all that stuff…so through my veins is pure testosterone and caffeine.”
@asimzaid
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@KarateCombat
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Dillashaw getting injured, not disclosing it and resulting in a pointless title fight that also resulted in Jose Aldo not getting one last chance is honestly way more annoying than him popping for drugs. Boo this man.
#UFC280
Said this may times: Nate Diaz should accept a fight with Chimaev, and as soon as the bell sounds, his corner throws in the towel. Be done with the UFC and move on. Plus it would be the most legendary exit.
PFL is deeply confused about how pricing works. People will pay $10, even $20 for just about anything. That's about what it costs to go see a movie. But $50? $50 is a price point that makes people say, "Nah. I'll just catch the highlights online"'
Sure, Joe Rogan was completely wrong with his diagnosis of a broken hand on Adesanya, but show me one other time when Dr. Rogan was wrong with medical advice.
Random MMA fun fact: Ryan Bader has not defended the Bellator light heavyweight title since Nov. of 2017. Over two full years on the shelf. And not one person has noticed or cared.
Why? Tried and failed. Stay at your weight class. Make a run for the title defense record. Please, stop this nonsense. There is no shame in dominating a weight class
My man, you just got mushed at the start of the year. You're not the No. 1 Contender, you're just the dude at the top of the rankings. Aspinall is closer to a title shot than you are.
"I’m No. 1 contender, he’s No. 4. This doesn’t make sense."
Ciryl Gane says a fight with Tom Aspinall "is going to come," but now is not the time 👀
#TheMMAHour
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Dominick Cruz saying it’s the coaches job to convince a fighter with a broken rib to fight is EXACTLY the fucking problem with MMA cornering and mentality.
Thank God we're not giving Chito Vera, one of the most popular fighters in the company, a mic right now. Gotta rush to these commercials and then the pivotal fight between Blackshear and Bautista... Seriously, what a nonsense promotion.
Letting the UFC promote your fight without a contract and then holding them to the fire to get your worth, that's king shit right there. Diamonds are forever.
Dustin Poirier (
@DustinPoirier
) expands on his recent "fights off" tweet (against Benoit Saint-Denis at UFC 299) to me via text ... "There was no contractual agreement before the fight was announced and we couldn't come to terms."
And there it is. Fight Stipe, retire. The title doesn't need to be involved for that one.
Let Aspinall begin his reign for the new era of heavyweights.
I still can't believe Weidman snapped his leg like that. That's one of those things you couldn't put in a movie because the producers would be like: "Dude, this has to be somewhat realistic."
#ufc261
Three fighters with staph (so far) competed at UFC 294. Not even pretending to have a real commission. I would never fight on an Abu Dhabi card if this is the safety protocols I can expect.
PFL seems completely unaware that their commentary team is on live mics on ESPN+ and the fact that they haven't figured that out yet is truly astonishing as Sean O'Connell makes jokes about asking Rob Wilkinson about where he got his steroids, all on ESPN.
Dude, we saw you shrink away as the fight went on. You have to stop with this “I’m a vampire, I’m going to eat him” sort of stuff unless you’re actually going to do it. We have eyeballs. We saw you point fight Jared Cannonier and Yoel and Vettori.
Only four recognizable opponents, and already the king of England, must be nice. There will be legendary tales told about you and your infamous call outs. 😒
I am shocked that Brendan Schaub and Joe Rogan said stupid, unsubstantiated claims on a topic they know nothing about. That’s so wildly out of character for them.
Impa Kasanganay lost to Carlston Harris 2 years ago and then he went to PFL and won $1 million. I will NEVER understand why Derrick Lewis just immediately re-signed with the UFC.
Volkanovski is NOT the most accomplished featherweight champion of all time. This is not up for debate. He still has a chance, but that's just factually untrue. For the love of god, stop erasing history because you don't know how to promote
Bryce Mitchell also apparently requested new underwear every day on TUF so when he left he had amassed like 100 pairs so he would never need to buy underwear again. The man is a genius.
Finally went and rewatched Makhachev vs. Volkanovski and I'm far more confident Makhachev won than I was on fight night. And frankly, 4-1 Makhachev is a better scorecard than 3-2 Volk
1, 2, and 4 should be clear Makhachev rounds with 3 as a toss up and 5 to Volk
The funniest thing about Conor's tantrum against Poirier is that the most obvious next logical opponent for him would be Justin Gaethje, who would take his soul harder than Poirier just did.
Translation: I know this guy's father died last year and he has shown no interest in fight again, but fuck that there's more money to be squeezed out of him, so god help me I'll get it.
For the last five years I have split my time between “working a real job” and pursuing a dream. Well, today that ends as I am now officially a full-time writer for Vox Media and MMAFighting! I could not be more excited and I can’t wait to get real weird with it.
My official prediction is that Conor vs Nate 3 announced in a Super Bowl commercial as the main event for UFC 300. It’s the only fight that would really merit a commercial investment like that and resonate with the audience at large.
My favorite part about the USADA deal (other than it being needlessly invasive for fighters to police something very dumb) is how they never catch anyone relevant. When was the last USADA pop on someone who wasn't a 10 & 10 dude making his debut?
So like, Francis is never going to the PFL now, right? Big boxing fights from here on out.
IMAGINE thinking this man ever fumbled a bag. Absolute bozos
I’ve been a hardcore MMA fan for just shy of 20 years, and worked in the industry for almost 7. I mean it earnestly when I say this first week of 2023 is quite possibly the most depressing one I can remember in this sport.
Jon Anik saying Jamahal Hill is one of the classiest fighters in the UFC means he clearly did not see Hill making some truly abhorrent comments just a couple weeks ago. That's a shame.
This is a brilliant way to completely remove one of the only new and sellable contenders you have for your current champion. Big Brain ProMotion right here
When Joe Rogan says HW is the shallowest division in the sport because "there aren't that many big guys who are good," he's only half right. There aren't that many big guys who are good because they can all make more money doing basically any other sport. That last bit was silent
Last July, Gaethje flatlined Poirier to earn his title shot, and it looked like DP was out of the title picture for good. Now, Poirier gets the next crack at Islam and Gaethje just got starched.
MMA is an unforgiving sport than moves at warp speed.
There he goes, ducking Tom Aspinall. Personally, I could never call a man GOAT who is scared to fight. Legacy in shambles unless he stops being scared.
#GaslightJonJones
Remember when people said Francis fumbled the bag? I would simply crawl into an old burlap sack and never say anything ever again if I were one of those bozos.
21 October 2017
Till TKOs Cowboy in Round 1 in his first main event
He read Jack Slack's article about Cowboy and implemented it into the fight.
This fight propelled Till into Stardom.
Yeah this is insane. Fighters call for timeouts all the time with eye pokes. Goddard could have easily just said fight on. Going from zero to stoppage is clearly an insane move, ESPECIALLY when you consider that English is not Doumbe's first language.
That's a full fuck up.
Serious question: when was the last time Jon Jones did something in a fight that made you go, "Oh shit!" The Cormier head kick? This is a guy who used to be the most innovative and thrilling fighter in the sport. Now he's . . . this.
I always thought a settlement was likely but I'm surprised the plaintiffs agreed to this amount. This doesn't even make the UFC break stride and does nothing for future fight contracts. Shame.
The UFC antitrust lawsuit will no longer go to trial. The two parties have settled with the UFC agreeing to pay out $335 million to close out the lawsuits
The company anticipates that the payout will be tax deductible. Details coming to
@MMAFighting
That fight was pretty much exactly what I thought it would be. BSD has zero defense on the feet but he's a bull and Poirier makes terrible decisions all the time.
It fucking ruled.
Colby Covington calling out Stephen Thompson so he can continue his career long run of fighting dudes well past their primes. Gotta respect the commitment to the bit.
Alex Pereira has had a Hall of Fame career in the time since Stipe last fought, but we're still acting like Jones needs to fight Stipe. This man could not be more scared of Tom Aspinall.
#GaslightJonJones
As a man with money on Chris Weidman, he should absolutely be DQed for that. You can't stab a man in the eye four times and then win or even get a No-Contest.
#UFCAtlanticCity
I don't even care if they get a deal done in time, Bellator should simply pay Francis Ngannou a bunch of money to sit cage side at their CBS event with the UFC belt, and then enter the cage afterwards. That moment, is worth EVERYTHING to their promotion.
I for one am SHOCKED that’s Dana’s “plan” of having a location but not telling anyone has resulted in his champion being stranded in his home country, effectively nuking this event. What a fucking clown show this whole thing has been
Soooo, Usman Nurmagomedov is already a Top 15 lightweight, while Islam is the best fighter in the world. If you’re 155 pounds and don’t come from Dagestan, just go ahead and pack it up, because lightweight ain’t for you.
UFC Commentator Paul Felder, on a live broadcast talking about fights he may or may not have worked: “They all blur together at this point.”
YEP. And that’s the problem, Paul. That’s the problem.
Christ. Blanchfield is the best fighter in this division and she’s going to have to wait another year to get a title shot. I would love for TUF to go away
Breaking:
The PFL x Bellator super-card is set for Feb. 24 in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia,
@Turki_alalshikh
exclusively tells me.
The card:
PFL heavyweight champ x Bellator heavyweight champ: Ryan Bader x Renan Ferreira
Bellator middleweight champ x PFL light heavyweight champ:…
Last year I noted that it was insane how Abdulmanap Nurmagomedov turned two kids from the mountains of Dagestan into the two best fighters in the world. I was wrong.
He did it with three of them.
Cody Garbrandt’s measured, mature performance against Dominick Cruz is gonna end up being one of those completely insane things that makes no sense in 5 years
Here's how you know Francis' deal is fucking incredible: Jon couldn't find anything else to shit on other than Ngannou using a phrase that he has every right to use.
Darren Till is going to edge out Tyron Woodley in the most boring fight possible. Woodley will demand a rematch. Covington will pitch a fit. Till will miss weight for the rematch and then vacate and in 2020 we get Covington-Woodley for the vacant belt while the rest of 170 waits
In case anyone was not clear, the commentary team has been on the stadium's speakers this whole time. So basically Redkach has been listening to them absolutely shit on him this whole time.
#TrillerFightClub
Jon and Tom are both right.
Jon is right to feel that he’s earned the ability to choose more widely known names as opponents, based on the current UFC ecosystem.
Tom is right to be frustrated and think that there’s a better way for this ecosystem to work.
@Grabaka_Hitman
You mean some of the young men who come from a war-torn land and found their escape through concentrated, controlled violence aren't exactly on the same page as cartoon pro-wrestling caricatures? Color me shocked.