Jason
@JaybirdHH
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This place used to be cool
Connecticut, USA
Joined January 2012
i jus know Trump in the white house fuming rn imagine gettin hit wit the "nah Nigga WE fuck kids. yes bro ME and YOU"
Bill Clinton’s office demands full transparency with Epstein files: “What the Department of Justice has released so far, and the manner in which it did so, makes one thing clear: someone or something is being protected. We do not know whom, what or why. But we do know this: We
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the Boys script writers deserve a raise... they literally predict everything
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they should let that horny heavy breathing dude from deftones take a whack at the national anthem. like fuck it who cares
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This is crazy. HBO should make a show about billionaire media tycoons trying to buy another media conglomerate and highlight all the behind-the-scenes drama
BREAKING: Paramount launches hostile bid worth $108.4 billion ($30 / share) to acquire Warner Bros Discovery.
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There are only two people on earth that can get me to watch television
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I can’t scroll reels in front of my family bro this shit is too cursed
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Need help finding a certain Hatebreed song, it's the one about overcoming adversity and remaining true to yourself? Anyone know which song that could be?
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I was awake and out of the house today before 9AM and holy shit I remember why I never ever do this. I’m convinced everyone over the age of 40 is just brain dead at this point.
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The ghost is actually trauma = worst horror trope imaginable The trauma is actually ghosts = best horror trope imaginable
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Imagine if a bunch of kids in a classroom ceased existing. Imagine it happened several times a week. Imagine it happened like this for decades. And nobody did anything to stop it, but left those communities to deal with the fallout. Thank goodness this is an alternate reality!
I love how horror movies have to take place in an alternate universe where media doesn't exist. Like if 17 children magically vanished from a small town that wouldn't have the *town* in an uproar, Fox News would be doing 24/7 coverage, the streets would be choked with podcasters.
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This is a Pokemon map (compliment)
Hot Take: Instead of Central Park, New York City it should have been Central City, New York Park.
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Went to 3 Halloween parties this weekend. One of which, I only stayed 1 hour, left, and then got a call that I still somehow won the costume contest??????
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Cannot be emphasized enough how much these guys were foaming at the mouth to fire anyone who made a "stupid joke" about the murder of Charlie Kirk a month ago. This party does not believe in anything.
JD Vance dismisses Young Republicans who in a group chat said "I love Hitler" and joked about slavery and rape as "a bunch of kids" who "told stupid jokes" and adds that "most of the stupid things I did when I was a teenager and young adult, they're not on the internet."
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My favorite part of vocalist in-the-car screaming videos is when you can see how yellow the top of their tongues are
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So, an AI “band” who cite us as an influence (ie, it’s modelled off our music) have just overtaken us on Spotify, in only TWO months. It’s shocking, it’s disheartening, it’s insulting - most importantly - it’s a wake up call. Oppose AI music, or bands like us stop existing.
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Just tried to order food at 3 separate spots and all 3 of their websites are broken. Maybe I’m getting raptured after all 🫡
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