Jason M. Kates
@JasonMKates
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All opinions expressed here are mine, but you should adopt them without delay! 🤘🏼
Houston, TX, USA
Joined April 2009
They literally go around saying “gobble gobble”
Turkeys don't want to be eaten. Turkeys don't want to be eaten. Turkeys don't want to be eaten. Turkeys don't want to be eaten. Turkeys don't want to be eaten. Turkeys don't want to be eaten.
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We have a steakhouse across from the ballpark that you may find interesting.
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It is with great enthusiasm and conviction that I proudly declare my full and unwavering support for Mitch Little (@realmitchlittle) as the next Speaker of the Texas House of Representatives. Should he choose to declare, he will have my wholehearted backing.
Good morning from the #Tribfest 2025, where @plesafortexas just said she believes @realmitchlittle wants to run for #txlege House speaker.
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Texas A&M could make SEC champ game w/o playing Ole Miss, Bama, UGA, OU, Vandy. GTech could make ACC title game w/o playing Miami, Lville, UVA, SMU, Duke. Ohio St could make B1G title game w/o playing Oregon, Indiana, Iowa, USC. This is not a good way to determine a champion.
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To paraphrase Luther, "It is the minister's job to know the gospel well and to beat it into the heads of his people continually." 5/5
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Pick a date: "My Ebeneezer."
Phrases that Christians use without really understanding their meaning or origin: 2015: "white privilege" "social justice" "intersectionality" 2025: "friend-enemy distinction" "post-war consensus" "longhouse"
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You should have seen Little Jerry, Jerry. Flappin' his wings and struttin' his stuff. He was peckin' and weavin' and bobbin' and talkin' trash. He didn't even have to touch him.
“The whole fight lasted two seconds.” “How long do they usually last?” “Five seconds.”
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We are forever grateful to our military veterans for their service and sacrifice in defense of this great nation. 🇺🇸
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Angry over the Atlanta Braves and the Cleveland Indians' use of caricatures as logos, Native Americans showed up at the World Series tonight. They chanted for hours to protest Indian stereotypes. Though it didn't help their cause any when it... uh... started to rain.
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Not confusing. He's got his carton of smokes stowed away up there.
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Anthony Rendon is also a good dude, a great husband, and an awesome father.
Anthony Rendon is now 35-years-old. He has missed 605 of 810 games in the last five seasons through injury. In the 205 games he has played, he has an OPS of just .666. He is projected to be the highest paid third baseman in 2026, at $38.6 million.
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New Tesla Megapack factory in Houston
🇺🇸 TESLA HIRING FOR $200M MEGAFACTORY OUTSIDE HOUSTON Tesla is bringing clean energy muscle to Brookshire, Texas, and they’re hiring like crazy. 41 jobs are open now, from welders to engineers, all stamped with one word: “Megafactory.” The site will mirror Tesla’s California
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Not really "in Houston," but close.
New Tesla Megapack factory in Houston
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I wish Southern Baptists across the board would agree not to sing Bethel Music songs.
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"Oh my gosh! These abolitionist guys want to obey God!" I don't think that's quite the own you believe it is, Ms. Hawkins.
Their real goal, as their leaders state, is following their interpretation of God’s will…even if that means more babies die in the process. A “Students for Abolition” chapter leader said in reply to my video yesterday: “Our goal isn’t ultimately to end abortion — it’s to obey
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Everyone knows that @KristanHawkins wants to keep abortion explicitly legal for women. Why does she keep claiming otherwise?
This morning @KristanHawkins, who leads @StudentsforLife and @SFLAction, claimed that she does not "work to kill abolitionist bills." That is not true. Here are the receipts... 🧵
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