In the winter of 1777, George Washington encountered Sam Altman.

It’s likely to have at least 1 million context window

God what if it’s more fucking expensive than Opus 4.

Anthropic leaked configs show they have Opus 4.1 ready surely in response to GPT-5 coming this week. Are you feeling the acceleration anon?

Horizon Beta isn’t as good as GPT-4.1 at agentic multi-turn tasks on my customer service benchmark, especially at knowing when to use functions. It feels like a much smaller model with neat tricks compared to GPT-4.1, but weaker overall reasoning. Here’s one example chat:

Aight enough GPT-5 hype from me but this Horizon Beta SVG animation for "GPT-5 This Week" has me geeked for whats to come.

I am done with the model selector. Tomorrow I just want one choice.

Just feels weird naming it GPT-5 at this point if that’s the case.

If GPT-5 really is a router, then a person who only ever used GPT-5 for greentext and another who only used it to debug code would, in reality, never interact with the same underlying model.

Nicholas Dunzelman I have decided a prank far greater than what happened in Japan is necessary.

The problem with GPT-5 solving front-end is that everyone’s vibe-coded website is gonna end up having the same distinct “smell.” Pretty soon the preferences of GPT-5 will become painfully obvious across everyone’s shit apps.

Men have to do matrix multiplication to figure out the truth women always knew that bad vibes are transferable.

I just got access to Grok Imagine video. Why does my pikachu sound like a dying seagull

Thanks but I’d be genuinely concerned if you put me in your top 10 AI account list

Aight cool first ever GPT-5 reveal but did it have to be a web search 😭 I wanted to know what the model would genuinely recommend.

I was kinda hoping it was gonna grab the kid and put it in the washing machine.

I feel like the GPT-5 we are getting is very different from what was planned six months ago. They’ve kept experimenting with RL for a model that's genuinely better. We know from Orion they won’t call it GPT-5 unless they believe it’s worthy of the name.

GPT-6 could cure cancer and the first thing you’d ask is “yea but is it a router model?”.