Happy Father’s Day to @samreich and only @samreich

Dear @blummer27 @RealToddKalas @JuliaMorales and @OrbitAstros, I coulda sworn I had a family 5-pack of tickets to Sunday's game. It was right here!🤔Maybe I left them in the pocket of my jeans and they got washed? Maybe the dog ate them with my kid's homework? Weird...😜

First world problem: I've been an @evernote user/subscriber for over a decade and I'm begging - CAN WE PLEASE HAVE AUTOCORRECT? Not just spell check. AUTO. CORRECT. And just as a test - I intentionally mistyped six words in this tweet, but they're all AUTOCORRECTED.

🚨 GIVEAWAY 🚨 We're giving away Dr. Rosaria Butterfield's @crossway book, "Five Lies of Our Anti-Christian Age!" Follow and Retweet to enter. Winner announced tonight at 6 PM PST!

I’d like to start a petition to let hometown broadcasters call playoff games too. @astros @RealToddKalas @blummer27 @JuliaMorales

The Astros-Mariners bad blood, from a Houston perspective. 🧵

Always fun to get @blummer27 in my Immaculate Grid! @astros

🚨🚨NEW FOLLOWER GIVEAWAY🚨🚨 Follow to enter drawing for this exclusive Astros Dusty Baker bobblehead. Limited to next 100 followers! (1 in 100 odds!) Current followers RT because we’re doing a game used giveaway at 2500!

@espn your Baseball announcers referred to a white fan at tonight’s game as a male version of a Karen!!! If someone did this in referencing a black person with a racist nickname you would be apologizing immediately. ESPN is as racist as they come. Social media will brutalize u

ESPN has spent two innings fawning over a fan who interfered with the game…who’s been taking selfies with fans…and called a guy who looked weary of the hype a “male Karen.” What a disgrace. But what do you expect from a Disney outlet

ESPN BASEBALL announcers just called a white male fan a Karen. ESPN allows blatant racist remark’s without consequences Spread this far and wide FU ESPN

Dear @espn:

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My mother in law retired this week after *50 YEARS* with @Whataburger! One of the hardest working women I’ve ever met, she deserves another 50 years of rest and relaxation!

It's been two months since the release of #FormedinHisImage with @BHpub. To celebrate, I'm giving away two "Read & Reflect" packs, with the book, a notebook, and a $5 Starbucks giftcard. To enter, like & retweet this, AND follow me. I'll pick two winners on 8/3 at 5PMCST.

📚GIVEAWAY📚 For Day 31 of #MBTSBooks, we are giving away the Spurgeon Speaks series by @jasonkeithallen, published by @MoodyPublishers. FOLLOW + LIKE + RT to enter. | Visit https://t.co/4E4fxXwM0q for a chance to win the entire Spurgeon Lost Sermons Set!

NEW FOLLOWER GIVEAWAY!!! RT and follow to win a pair of tickets to the Astros game tonight! BONUS DRAW- After 100 new followers we will draw ANOTHER PAIR for OG followers!

Just snagged a @BulldogBeing game used bat from @BOMsqwad. Always loved Oso Blanco, glad he was with the @astros to win a ring, and hope he’s doing well!

beginning. I get to season 3 and - wait! I know that name! I know that face! It’s really him! It felt like being reunited with an old friend. (Picture attached from the 2001-02 Vidor High School yearbook, senior pancake breakfast)

and all wore them the same day. Teachers & admin were confused, but it was my proudest moment. 30+ high school students wearing shirts I had made based on a one man show from a comedian across the pond?! More than 20 years later I discovered Taskmaster and began watching from the