Lindor, Carroll, and Holliday all with hamate bone injuries. It’s catching.

They hate the Drake

My teen making a joke and taking a bowl of chips to her room is the only Super Bowl party I need 🤣 🍿 🏈

If I hear "milk, bread and eggs" one more time I'm going to lose it. One overrated comedy bit became the biggest cliche of every storm

I LOVE this!

BREAKING: Mets in talks to acquire Freddy Peralta

I hope there’s a Star Wars day because I’d enjoy a @garykeithron Boba Fett joke

I am not a fan of Stearns, but I don’t want to hear anymore about running the Mets like a small market team. He made a hell of an offer to Tucker and when he chose sunshine and championships, he pivoted and got Bo Bichette barely 12 hours later. #LGM

Idiots panicked over these "6 to 8" forecasts and cleaned out Shop Rite so that not one container of milk was left. So the storm's a bust and I have to drink half and half in my coffee tomorrow.

Good player, scorched in the postseason but….tell me again how an inexperienced 1B helps run prevention?

I truly and honestly feel that my 13 year old daughter could’ve stepped in for Stearns at the winter meetings and come home with at least one of those two guys.

Still in on Diaz, according to reports

Welcome to New York, Marcus Semien 🗽

How does a @McDonalds run out of burgers?? At dinner time on a Monday?!

Fox: “stuff keeps happening when we’re interviewing these managers.” Yeah, it’s game 7 and you’re distracting them so why not just stop!

Again, heaven forbid THIS Max show up for us in the ‘22 WC series

Guy across the street is giving out raisins. Lucky we have nice kids in this neighborhood or he could get his 🏠🧻

What doesn’t Vlad do?

Now I'll say it. Ohtani is the best.

Max, you couldn't do this for us 3 years ago against SD? At home?