Jared Moskowitz
@JaredEMoskowitz
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Congressman FL-23, fmr Director FL Division of Emergency Management. “Master of Disaster”, fmr FL State Rep, fmr Parkland Commissioner.
Parkland FL
Joined May 2016
I miss my dad
Jared Moskowitz wins U.S. House Democratic primary in Florida's 23rd congressional district, NBC News projects. https://t.co/sJpXCf7Ph4
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“Nice job” Those were the words I said to you 23 years ago when you debuted. Now, on the day of your final match, I say again…nice job. Hustle, loyalty, and respect is more than just a catch phrase. For 23 years you have lived by those words. Your passion for our business and
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John Cena retires from the WWE this evening. As well as holding the most WWE Championships, he also has granted the most wishes through the Make-A-Wish Foundation 🥰 https://t.co/M2DkCjiScm
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In my mind my alter ego would be Darth Vader, but in reality it’s more like Dark Helmet. @joshgad #spaceballs2
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Congressional chats are very similar
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Moskowitz: You have taxed the American people. It's called tariffs. If you think things are going great, I don't want to correct you. Keep doing it. Keep crushing it. Change absolutely nothing.
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Rep Jared Moskowitz (D-FL) uncorks an "ANCHORMAN: Ron Burgundy" reference at US House Judiciary Cmte hearing Moskowitz said when Trump says "affordability is a hoax'.. it's like when Ron Burgundy said, 'Go F** yourself, San Diego"
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Moskowitz: Someone should tell the president that every time he says affordability is a hoax, another Democrat sprouts out of the ground and lands in the House of Representatives. I really want to talk to whoever is putting the words in the teleprompter, because this is a Ron
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Moskowitz: Gas prices are down — I’m being fair. But they’re not down as much as he’s projecting. The problem is, you can’t eat gasoline. Unless Kennedy proposed that as some sort of way to get rid of COVID.
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Moskowitz: In the weirdest plot twist ever, I can’t believe Trump is copying your favorite president, Joe Biden. I feel like any moment Trump is going to be like, “And Trumponomics is great.”
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BREAKING: In an amazing moment, Jared Moskowitz just perfectly ripped at Trump’s inability to understand the affordability crisis and explained why it will lead to a Democratic majority. This is amazing.
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Brutal: 🔥 Moskowitz: “Somebody should probably tell the president that every time he says ‘affordability is a hoax,’ another Democrat pops out of the ground, flips a House seat, and gets us one step closer to taking the gavel.” A perfect summary of how badly the GOP is
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Moskowitz: "Perhaps someone should tell the president that every time he says 'affordability is a hoax,' another Democrat sprouts of the ground and lands in the House of Representatives and eventually we'll get a gavel."
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Noem said she had to go chair the FEMA review council meeting. BUT I’m told that meeting was canceled
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Harvey, We should go together, @HarveyLevinTMZ @TMZ
A 5'5" man traveled all the way to Turkey to be taller...and now he's over 6' tall! He joined us on TMZ Live to talk about the experience.
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Greyhound racing is cruelty, not entertainment. That's why I'm proud to be co-leading the Greyhound Protection Act, which would end this abuse nationwide and shut down simulcast betting that props up suffering here and overseas. Florida already ended it. The rest of the
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Congratulations to the new Mayor of Miami @EileenHigginsFL on a historic 30 year win and the first female mayor in the city of Miami history.
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Winter lips meet their match. But only until January. We are at PopUp Grocer (205 Bleecker Street, New York, NY 10012) —the store that handpicks the best emerging brands before they blow up. The catch? We're only on shelves through January. After that, it's back to online-only.
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