I only get one gay off sometimes none but it’s ok

"men are the providers" is crazy because most of us wouldn't be alive if our mothers didn't provide for us

Then they be like “cant believe they got yall working today!”

Me tweeting my audience

Trump didn’t even acknowledge MLK Day. No statement. No tribute. Nothing. That’s not a mistake. That’s the point.

Girl to girl at some point, you have to stop letting your depression win. You have to stop sitting in the same room, replaying the same thoughts, waiting for something to change. Nobody’s coming to save you, it’s on you to save yourself. Get up. Take a shower. Go for a walk. Work

This is the best non-sexual way to turn a woman on....

We gotta kidnap ICE agents and sew them niggas together like the human centipede.

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Slept

I can’t wait to be introduced as “this is my wife” imma melt 😩

Everything’s going up

A Gen Z joined the team. Week one. During onboarding, the manager said, “We sometimes stay late during peak periods.” Gen Z nodded. Then asked, “Is that paid… or just expected?” The room went quiet. - No attitude. - No rebellion. - Just a question. Later that day, HR

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Just found out it doesn’t matter how early I go to bed I just dont wanna go to work

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manifesting a high paying low effort remote job

you guys lied. it gets better with money not time

It’s my first day with a new client and I’m nervous