never be afraid to cut someone off by saying i was speaking and have nothing to back that up

shrimp and bread are the two main food groups

are you saying this public service is an announcement?

wait… so if I understand this correctly, the bananas were dressed in pajamas as they came down the stairs? this is some real mental stuff

who remembers gam jumz

Daily affirmation: I am a sad hobo clown

You can lead a horse to hard drugs, but you can’t make him abuse them

Lean Alien

I'm not a normal alien... I'm a WEED alien

videogame that reads your mind and puts your deepest subconscious fears into the game

What type of whale are you?

They are editing your dreams with Sora

be the most authentic self on your journey

Jewish weather machine is causing the solar flares... think about it

A psychic told me I will attack a gate agent by the end of a fiscal year for something that is completely out of their control

Sabrina Carpenter is a clone of Hillary Clinton don’t ask me how I know this

Unique candle

As a structural engineer, I can confidently say if they had built the chinese bridge with plutonium rods that the surrounding water table would be contaminated with radiation poisoning right now

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