JalahMarie
@Jalahmariee
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this is not jalahmarie, this is her alter ego. instagram: jalahmarie
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💔💙 wishing you was here bf
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niggas will say "i dont like bitches that shake they ass on social media" & go cheat with a bitch that shake they ass on social media... LMFAOOOOO nigga burn in hell
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Can we get a black women wearing blonde hair thread? 🙇🏽♂️
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me.. literally 🤣
Me: The U.S. sucks, I hate it here
Beyoncé: Introducing Team USA!
Me:
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i be having baby fever but also fiance fever, wife fever & 6 figure job fever
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The best filter is the back of a car break lights in traffic 😭😭😭
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bitches be tryna justify having a fuck ton of bodies "im young i gotta live a little bit" bitch no youre a slut..
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nigga was tryna flirt and called me angel reese.. sir get the fuck out my face before i get mad 😭😭😭😭
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lets stop associating acts of violence with your pussy being good. both of yall are fucking retarted.
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bitch u lost yo fucking mind🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yall are so insecure when are yall gon realize social media is the reason that yall relationships ain’t working out
There IS nothing wrong with your man liking or commenting on a women’s photo” he’s appreciating her beauty
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i wanna fuck a bitch in the car till she squirt everywhere?
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a butt plug is considered freaky????😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣
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1. a broke nigga
2. a nigga with no money
3. a nigga with 0 dollars
4. a nigga with no munyun
5. a nigga with no pape
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ppl wit kids try to prove day in & day out that having kids aint that bad.. bitch cya 🤣🤣🤣🤣 the convenience of not having a kid is spectacular if i wanted to go to a bar RN i could.. with out having to get someone to watch a focckn baby
When y’all brag about having no kids I be expecting to see businesses, Cars, Trips, 6figure salaries Master degrees etc 🤣🤦🏽♀️ but y’all don’t be having nothingggg no kids and absolutely nothing after that 🤣😂😭
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im not the chill gf bitch i will shoot u in your fucking head
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the white man wins again getting black people to spend their last dime on some ugly shit all because its "popular"
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alot of bitches w kids secretly hate them mfs. they b so angry @ evb else cs they got kids🤣🤣 bitch move around fr
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bro yes like don't piss me off or when they ask for a military ID... BITCH U THINK I GOT THIS SHIT FROM PARTY CITY ???????
ill be in full uniform and still gotta ask for military discount!????????????
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pls dont come to me w no april fools joke im grown as fuck aint shit funny
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old people find the nastiest fucking smelling perfume they can find & spray that shit all over them WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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i do hate men this is not fake
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i dont give a fuck how long ago a mfker crossed me.. im gone get my lick back in the worst way u could possibly fckn imagine even when u think shit cool.. it ain't 🤣🤣🤣🤣 sincerely MISS MUTHAFCKN GET BACK
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bitches take social media seriously cs dats da only thing they got going for dem🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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how do yall be keeping up w so many famous people lifes? bitch don't u got yo own wdf GO READ A BOOK OR SUM BITCH READ UP ON PHOTOSYNTHESIS OR SUM weirdo
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i dont like niggas w female friends.. i will smack the shit outta both of yall
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Direct deposit
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bitches post they whole pussy for the same amout of likes i get on a face card pic u bitches need to go find ur dad
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no dead ass ... i dont play that shit cya big bro
i wish you hoes would stop normalizing getting cheated on and staying 😭😂😂😂
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for a 17 year old ??😭😭😭 im 21 & i dont even got that
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she a good girl for me she a slutttt🥴
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bitches get on social media & talk about getting fucked all day then say niggas just wanna fuck dem.. DUH BITCH
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a bitch wont like u over a nigga from yearssss ago bitch i forgot that nigga name suck my dick
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