Please rise for the National Anthem.

No poppers tonight bro im congested🙄

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She sucked my Lionel till it got messi

i work so hard!!!! because i’m bad at what i do so it takes longer!!!!!!

If I was ugly I’d kill myself and luckily I’m still here 😎

Kanye giving us an absolute classic

kanye west is fucking back

when education is not liberating, the dream of the oppressed is to become the oppressor

ITS FRIDAY BABY FUCK YEAH BABY FUCK!

what project number do i charge my depression to

Babe are you ok? You haven’t gone to Target once this week

I’m gonna throw up

@Jake_Geezee Couldn’t choose moderna or Pfizer, kinda like I couldn’t choose between us and my selfish ways... hope your mom’s well don’t text back

“Getting my 2nd vaccine but what I really want is a 2nd chance with you. Heard it changes your DNA, hope it changes me into a better man. I’m 95% immune but i’m trying to keep it 💯 with you. CDC gave me another shot wish u could too. Anyways hope you’re staying safe.”

Met this girl at a day club and we hit it off but i never got her number twitter do your thing🙏🏻

sometimes i wish you'd kum & stay

I’m against the 2nd amendment because i’m afraid to shoot my shot😔

Every business major is dying to explain whats going on rn. Stay strong, don’t give them the chance.