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@JakeRazz
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time is finite so enjoy it while you can. I will take the answers to the universe or a good joke, whatever is easiest for you
secret moon base 7
Joined June 2010
Grab a cheap flight to go kiss your sweetheart and enjoy cubans and sponge cake together. Holidays for today, Saturday August 23rd are:. β’ **Buttered Corn Day**. β’ **European Day of Remembrance for Victims of Stalinism and Nazism**. β’ **Hug Your Sweetheart Day**. β’
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Long week, tree kicked my ass yesterday (thus the face scrape), looking forward to hanging with this goofball and the twins this weekend
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Take your cat to the vet and then enjoy some pecan torte and plant milk before you head out to be someone's angel for the day. Holidays for today, Friday August 22nd are:. β’ **Be an Angel Day**. β’ **Daffodil Day (Australia)**. β’ **National Bao Day**. β’ **National Eat a Peach
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A couple of little babies running around this morning π₯°π₯°
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I feel like OnStar was another one of those weird in between techs that people thought were gonna be useful but phased out quickly. Like they didn't think people were just gonna connect their cell phones to the car and really use that nonsense all the time π€£π€£.
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This is gas is actually looks more like me than my pfp π.
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Go snap a photo of you and an orangutan eating hot and spicy potatoes and soft ice cream on a plane. Holidays for today, Tuesday August 19th are:. β’ **'Black Cow' Root Beer Float Day**. β’ **International Bow Day**. β’ **International Orangutan Day**. β’ **International Talk
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A fully automated burger place. All ordering is through machines or app, biggest draw is extreme customization, you can build your burger layer by layer (mcgangbang type shit) . tons of options including different "buns", main ingredients and toppings.
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RT @thesketchmovie: Enjoy a sneak peek of SKETCH, crawling into theaters Aug 6. When a 10-year-old girlβs sketchbook takes a dip in a mystβ¦.
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RT @SteveLovesAmmo: A guy converts his truck and trailer to appear that it is driving backwards.
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Share your best bad joke! Then go enjoy fajitas with a glass of Pinot noir and ice cream pie for dessert. Holidays for today, Monday August 18th are:. β’ **Birth Control Pills Day**. β’ **Cupcake Day (Australia)**. β’ **Helium Discovery Day**. β’ **Mail Order Catalog Day**. β’
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You can go here if you wanna follow me/snoop on other apps or join my discord. I don't really be doin shit on other apps, insta is just like the kids pics and cord is pretty dead except for daily holiday and stuff but it's all still there π€·ββοΈ oh add me on clash royale too.
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