Jake Landau (He/Him) 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦
@JakeLandauTO
Followers
4K
Following
722K
Media
708
Statuses
46K
🏳️🌈 Bi DemSoc Jew 🇨🇦 | Columnist, Podcaster | Threw first pitch at a Jays game one time | Subscribe to my stuff and give me money https://t.co/wQAA7dvxSl
Toronto, Ontario
Joined August 2018
NEW COLUMN: Mark Carney’s Liberals present a Conservative budget
jakelandau.ca
Investing in tax breaks, so we can make 40,000 people unemployed
0
2
20
Just got my seasonal flu shot and my eighth COVID shot! One in each arm, same appointment! Super easy and free under OHIP, if you live in Ontario go to your local pharmacist today!
0
1
7
I'm not trying Hinge again, if any women are interested just tell me here (I'm bi but I am already maintaining a long waitlist for inquiries from men, trying to even out demand here)
They met on Hinge and now she’s First Lady of New York,,, keep swiping ladies
0
0
18
Pastrami proves that New York is the Montréal of America
Zohran Mamdani says Quebec proves his childcare plan will be a boon for New York’s economy
8
10
254
Honest question: How does Chris d'Entremont feel about abortion? Is the Liberal pledge to only have pro-abortion rights MPs still intact? He did vote for the Tory private member bill to ban some abortions.
11
11
52
"For whatever reason, he wants to be in Toronto" THIS is the disrespect that has put a chip on the shoulder of Jays fans. So many commentators and executives in the USA clearly don't want any Canadian team.
"My understanding is that there's no extension as part of this." @Ken_Rosenthal was surprised to see Shane Bieber exercise his player option for 2026.
0
0
9
Great news everyone!
Dave Portnoy may move Barstool out of NYC if Zohran Mamdani wins mayoral race https://t.co/KNVZdXW6SA
1
1
16
Liberals openly boasting that they are the new PCs
Government whip Mark Gerretsen: “The reality is, what we’re seeing in the Conservative political party is that that progressive movement is dead. Chris d’Entremont is a progressive conservative and he’s looking for a new home.” https://t.co/XRpg0gqmW1
7
7
64
Can't go unfortunately because it's in America but I'll be watching on TV!
0
0
2
YOOOOOOOOOO
The #BlueJays will play a WBC Exhibition Game against Team Canada on March 3rd in Dunedin, MLB announces.
1
0
16
I see the Yokohama Baystars dropped Trevor Bauer from their roster in October and I'm mostly just shocked they would sign him a SECOND time. I also can't believe he won Mexican League Pitcher of the Year in 2024, that's crazy.
0
1
2
As someone who was the first domino in the socialist takeover of North America let me be the first to congratulate Mr Mamdani
72
62
1K
If you're in the San Francisco/ Bay Area, this cat desperately needs a home and I guarantee you they will be your best friend in dark times. Please consider adopting.
I'm so sad. 8 months ago, Monster Biscuit was adopted. Today, he was returned for no fault of his own. He lived in a home for 8 months and now he's in a kennel, terrified, confused. I'm devastated. He needs a new home ASAP. Can you help? 💔 📍 SF Bay Area
49
1K
10K
huh, this is a shocking swerve
politico.com
The stunning twist brings the prime minister one step closer to a secure hold on the office until 2029.
3
3
45
What do we call it when they ignore a reboot and go back to the previous version of the franchise? I know Devil May Cry did the same thing with DMC 5 ignoring the reboot. Should we call it a "deboot"?
Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz will return for a new ‘THE MUMMY’ movie Matt Bettinelli-Olpin & Tyler Gillet (‘Scream 5’) are set to direct. (Source: https://t.co/5aPg1ULy2A)
2
0
3
I'd love to find a beer league to play baseball in for 2026 in Toronto. Nothing competitive or anything, just a fun place once a week to meet people and play some ball. I've still got my glove and I could use the exercise!
4
0
16
They should make a third Mamma Mia movie where Meryl Streep is alive again and nobody acknowledges her character ever died in the second one
3
0
8