as far as I know there is an angel for each of us

Got the drawers done. I've also learned that my definition of yacht rock is way different than I heart radios

You know when an urban person says "on my mama, you got me fucked up right now!"? That's where I was at emotionally yesterday.

Now that I don't have to worry about a king, I think I'll sand a dresser and listen to yacht rock

I'm like a bird. I'll only fly away, cuz

You also can't break my stride, nor hold me down. Oh no!

I'm just going to ride this algorithm shit out. You can't steal my joy!

This motherfucker ran a solid kingdom and I think some acknowledgement of that is overdue. Low crime, clean streets, quality monarch.

Dude, my mom got a new dog! Best friday ever

Free acorns! Local pickup only

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No parking on the dance floor

I felt awesome for a month. Today, not so much. There's a lesson to be learned here.

Flip a table or get off the pot

First beer in 32 days got me like

I have found that when the homie starts going off on deporting dots, calling out dual citizenship, and telling folks to get out of America, it's best to just sit back and let him finish

I don't really need the pecans. Somebody should just make a butter ice cream

We need to know what synagogue Jazz Chisholm Jr. went to growing up

Dear dumbass. This is Micky Fitz. He was one of the founders of the Proud Boys

I'm practically a graphic designer at this point. Put me in, coach!