Ickybod
@Jaepius
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If you want something done right, hire the guy with the monkey for a head. That's what I always say.
United Kingdom
Joined September 2015
This is awesome @IridescentTM !
We’re loving these new murals that were just unveiled at Ubisoft Cary as the location gets a fresh makeover. The pieces bring together characters from across our games. Which characters can you spot? 🤔 🖌: https://t.co/oGzUOfwt8k
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We’re loving these new murals that were just unveiled at Ubisoft Cary as the location gets a fresh makeover. The pieces bring together characters from across our games. Which characters can you spot? 🤔 🖌: https://t.co/oGzUOfwt8k
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I can relate to that olympic pole vaulter. I too was once disqualified from a sport because of my dick, but in my defense, the rules of Darts aren't clear.
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I don't use Twitter much these days. Only really to tag non-league football teams in pictures of me getting them promoted on Football Manager. Hi, @glastonbury_fc
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It's amazing the amount of people who show you who they really are when you are no longer of use to them 🫡
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"Superliking" a woman on Tinder is the equivelant of standing in her driveway with a stereo above your head. With an erection.
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"BREAKING NEWS: The Polar Express plunged into the ocean last night. Summer heatwave had melted the ice just enough that it couldn't support a train."
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"Oh no, who are you?!" "I'm the ghost of 3rd of August Past, oooooooo"
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"Come on Marv, we should break into these houses." "When?" "When they aren't home." "But they are rich, there's always someone home, plus a tonne of witnesses."
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"We've left Kevin at home alone!" "Shit, call Denise next door." "Will she be around?" "Yeah, It's June."
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Die Hard is not a Christmas film. If you can easily take out the Christmas element of a film and the story is unaffected, it's not a Christmas film.
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One of the hottest vids I’ve seen 🥵
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I’m really embarrassed to say I never saw this coming. When it was blinding obvious this would be the logical next step. Wow.
NEW: Boris Johnson has watered down the ministerial code - allowing ministers to break the rules without resigning - and blocked a bid to give his ethics advisor the power to investigate him…
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"Hey, guess who never joined up with Rita and nearly killed us all? Me. But that's cool, I guess." - Red Ranger, when Tommy turns up as the White Ranger and gets given the role of leader. Probably.
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COVID-19 is a millenial conspiracy. Everyone only got it when it went viral 🙄
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It was nice of Zuckerberg to come and chat with me before my release from Facebook Jail.
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