Jacob Flitter Profile
Jacob Flitter

@JacobFlitter

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@JacobFlitter
Jacob Flitter
8 months
Terrible officiating prevented the Lynx from winning the championship last season. Terrible officiating is steering the Wolves’ frustration leading to desperation and hero ball. Only thing to do is fade MN sports and bet the ML
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@JacobFlitter
Jacob Flitter
1 year
Gotta put in Daniel Jones to initiate the KOC wizardry with first game Vikings QBs
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@WolvesClips
Timberwolves Clips
2 years
“When Rudy hit the turnaround, I was like ‘ yeah, we probably got ‘em’… I know that’d kill you, that’d kill your whole everything”
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@JacobFlitter
Jacob Flitter
4 years
Me trying to pronounce anonymity
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@JacobFlitter
Jacob Flitter
4 years
I don’t know who did what, but somebody on the @Vikings needs to carry Madame Zeroni up the mountain.
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@JacobFlitter
Jacob Flitter
4 years
Plz Jordan Love. Light it up. Inspire the doubt
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@JacobFlitter
Jacob Flitter
5 years
When an MLB team is 10 games under .500 their social media team should have exclamation points taken away
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@JacobFlitter
Jacob Flitter
5 years
💎🙌
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@TimJDillon
Tim Dillon
5 years
McDonald’s “The ice cream machine is being cleaned.”
@RobinhoodApp
Robinhood
5 years
In light of current market volatility, we are restricting transactions for certain securities to position closing only, including $AMC and $GME. Read more here. https://t.co/CdJMjGAeFH
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@JacobFlitter
Jacob Flitter
5 years
“We do not negotiate with terrorists” I tell my crying 2 year old as she eats another spoonful of lima beans.
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@JacobFlitter
Jacob Flitter
5 years
When you make the championship in both your FF leagues just to run into Alvin Kamara...
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@JacobFlitter
Jacob Flitter
5 years
Carolina’s poor clock management on the last two drives are the only reason Minnesota is has a prayer in this game.
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@JacobFlitter
Jacob Flitter
5 years
“If we lose one game, I don’t have to face Trevor Lawrence for a decade.”
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@JacobFlitter
Jacob Flitter
5 years
There may not be any fans in the stands, but Seattle found their 12th man in Dru Samia.
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@JacobFlitter
Jacob Flitter
5 years
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@JacobFlitter
Jacob Flitter
5 years
Triangles or squares?
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@JacobFlitter
Jacob Flitter
5 years
Apparently you can buy a shopping cart at Aldi’s for 25 cents. Don’t know what I’m going to do with all these, but it seemed like a good deal.
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@JacobFlitter
Jacob Flitter
5 years
Olive Garden breadsticks expire 30 seconds after they hit the table.
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@JacobFlitter
Jacob Flitter
6 years
Time to dust off all those 4th of July fireworks videos y’all been collecting.
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@JacobFlitter
Jacob Flitter
6 years
“If this isn’t the final nail in the coffin...” I said for 9,000th time
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
6 years
Buffalo protester shoved by Police could be an ANTIFA provocateur. 75 year old Martin Gugino was pushed away after appearing to scan police communications in order to black out the equipment. @OANN I watched, he fell harder than was pushed. Was aiming scanner. Could be a set up?
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