Jeremy Thomson-Cook
@JThomsonCook
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Economist, FX Specialist Instagram @228LocationHouse. 'The best beard in currency' All thoughts my own unless stolen
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Joined May 2011
If today isn't suited for a barrel of G&Ts then I plainly don't know what the fuck a day perfectly suited for a barrel of G&Ts looks like.
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🚨🚨BREAKING: #Texans Stefon Diggs has been EJACULATED from today’s game after punching a #Packers player in pre game warms ups. Jaire Alexander reportedly told Diggs “You move around more than a freshman in college. Where you going next, Cleveland? You’d fit right in wouldn’t
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Well that's that dead then
EXC: Michael Gove tells me Labour's proposals for outdoor smoking ban are "certainly not very brat summer"
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It's the Masters and @estellecostanza is doing his thing. You know what to do
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Who knew the 1922 Committee was named after the Conservative Party's polling average?
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I don't know why Therese Coffey doesn't just eat the deficit
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What are five topics you can talk about for 30 minutes with zero prep? 1. Bloc Party 2. The West Wing 3. The District Line 4. GBPUSD since 2007 5. The food of Vietnam
What are five topics you can talk about for 30 minutes with zero prep? 1. The future of work 2. Indonesia 3. The best curries to cook at home 4. Film photography 5. Van Halen
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Would it surprise you that burlesque dancer and model @DitaVonTeese made one of the best electronic songs of the past decade? It's a supple, inky black, synth ridden masterpiece https://t.co/xDI7IHXsHR
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Dita Von Teese, Sébastien Tellier, Jam City · Dita Von Teese Remix · Song · 2018
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A Sunday of Bloc Party and car insurance renewals. The last weeks of my 30s are rock and roll
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Christ.
The Met Office warns the UK will be double-fisted by deadly snow and ice https://t.co/H6HvGvwFYM
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I'm sure other parents agree but "We're going on a bear hunt" is fucking cack
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Mine would be "Stay Another Day" by @maggierogers which would absolutely slap
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Last thing you see before the Société Générale trader with a Parisian math PhD pitches you the most bombastic derivatives structure known to man
Has a man ever looked more ran through than Daniel Craig wearing these glasses
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Today I made my position absolutely clear. I support a ceasefire in Gaza I did not vote for a divisive amendment by the SNP but I will continue to represent the views of my constituents on this issue and to call for a #CeasefireNOW
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Signing off the internet for today
I keep a knife in my bathroom. It's in the basket above the toilet. Nobody has ever asked why it's there or moved it. I use it to cut extra long poos in half that won't flush. Then I rinse it off and pop it back in the basket.
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