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There’s a difference between going on holiday for 2 weeks to a country whilst bettering their economy and smuggling yourself into a country and sponging £1,500 of the tax payers whilst hating that country.
Hope this helps champ
The English: if they're coming over here they should accept our culture!
Also the English:
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Gorn the boy 😎
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Nothing will prepare you for the state of this fellas barnet.
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Can the Marseille lot find this little melt
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Check the qt’s and replies. Never fails to make me laugh the way BLACK PEOPLE slate BLACK FELLAS for wifing a white bird 🤣 could you imagine if white bods slated white men for marrying a black bird? Ah well
Arsenal midfielder Ainsley Maitland-Niles has announced that his partner, Katya, is pregnant & they are expecting a son.
Congratulations
@MaitlandNiles
& Katya! ❤️👶
#afc
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Could’ve held that geeza back with a bit of bog roll lol
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Soppy as but I tell ya couldn’t be more content with life rn. 3,6 and 12 month plan in place. Some top notch people around me. Eating clean, next to no booze, no silly shit in god knows how long. Top it off, best shape of my life. Roll on summer
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@CarfulKev
I think you’re @‘ing the wrong fella mate haha, click the video and you’ll see the other tweet
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Usually scroll past these vids but this mr beast fella is different gravy. Happy sunday
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If I were a betting man I’d say you just edge it.
All the focus turns to this Sunday where we can secure the title with 3 points against United Ballers
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I’d sooner sniff battery acid and chew glass than go to this shite
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Bruv I’m sitting here thinking who the fuck are these players. They’re fucking DJ’s
With £10 to spend, what lineup you taking?
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Topless running weather this. David Goggins type shit. Who gon’ carry the boats.
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A short story
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Your bird looks like a labourer
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You think you’re holding an L? My ex is 70 points clear on me on FPL. Little whore
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Saink bare sexy about here Idk what it is
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Nothing better than when one of the boys sends something to the groupchat that was clearly meant for their mrs 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Bruv I don’t think ppl get how mentally draining having adhd is. It’s not just naughty in school. It’s braking ur phone every month, losing ur wallet n keys 24/7, forgetting everything if u don’t write it down, not being able to sit down without twitching. I can go on for days
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Absolute melt. Wasn’t surprised when i see the red bottoms. Proper batty boy
See that at 27seconds in, that’s how easy it is to kill someone
It’s a scary world out there for kids growing up wanting to go out for a night in town 🙈
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Bruv I’m so crippled by ADHD. I’m the geeza that would walk off from his wedding day cos I see a horse in the field
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These bods that slate England till it comes to a tournament. Then it's suddenly pints over heads and it's coming home. We see you cunts
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Last train on a Thursday night
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Do you condition your beard geez
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I wouldn’t be surprised if he bags 40 PL goals this season. No joke
22 years ago today, Manchester City signed Alfie Haaland.
8035 days later, Manchester City officially announce the signing of Erling Haaland.
€60m release clause triggered one month ago, contracts completed until June 2027.
Manchester City have their new striker 🔵⭐️
#MCFC
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First session back in a big minute. Good starting point let’s get to it 💪🏼
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30 black bods kicking the shit out of a white school girl. Not one thing on the news, no coverage, nothing. Makes you think don’t it? I’m sure we need some context and all that tho
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There’s genuinely no better sight than seeing your Mrs and your mother in the garden with a glass of wine just chatting away. 2 favourite women
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Unreal work from the boys
WELL DONE TO BOTH OUR CHAIRMAN COMPLETING THE LONDON MARATHON 💪🏻
Raising money for MIND and children with cancer ❤️
Ben: 5:05:29
Kye: 4:39:18
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You actually can’t better a mothers love. I sliced my finger open cooking today and ran round the shop to get plasters. 2 random separate women stopped me and saw my hand covered in tissue and blood. Basically forced me to sit down and wrapped my hand up. Both said they have…
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Remember when Fury did this? Na me neither. Bender
Keep positive even if the world’s crumbling in front of you! London I love you & thank you each and every time!
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Bird needs to get a new fella can’t be shaking like that. Protect your yard 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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The sunbed bird warned me the beds were strong but na I wanted to be a big man. I’m looking like a tomato
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You’re tryna tell me there isn’t an agenda by some crazy cunts in Hollywood for all this devil noncing sexual shite. He’s meant to be a pop star btw, a genre generally listened to by CHILDREN
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When I moved from blackberry curve to bold I really felt like a top geeza
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Boys, the future mother of your children has her face buried in a pillow taking aggressive back shots and will probably swallow. Have a nice evening
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Bruv what a week man. Feeling down as before I see my big bro. Pure cooking, football, back on the phones but most importantly seeing family. God bless
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It your birds getting a camera out during an argument then it’s simply time to cut. Also he’s completely bang on
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I’m 100% sure if guns were legal in the UK we’d be at 50% population in a matter of hours 😭
Wow! Look at that second amendment working in action!
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Just wanna know how as grown man you see a bird get her hair pulled by this freak and you don’t scissor kick it
Just another day in new york city safest subway system, where innocent people are being harassed and assaulted.
But the mayor wants you to ride the subway instead of driving, to save the environment.
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Im obviously anti lockdown and anti forcing people to vax but having covid rn it’s absolutely slumped me 🤣🤣🤣 moving like I’ve just spent 20 years on the pipe and just instantly stopped
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Do you know how funny it is that someone stole a WHOLE birthday cake from your party? How do you even manage to leave the premises with that in secret?
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Rumour has it she’s sitting down so we can’t see she’s taller than him
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That’s me not going to work today then
🚨Beyoncé has removed her profile pictures across all social media accounts.
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Sons my age. Wrapped my hand up and one even got me a can of coke to stop me getting dizzy (all over a sliced finger btw). Honestly mothers are a different breed. Eternally grateful whoever you are ladies. Fitting as Mother’s Day is coming up 😅❤️
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You both got top 4, one has a trophy and another cup final. I know who I’m picking
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Football is so blatantly fixed these days what are we even watching
Fikayo Tomori just received a red card for this…
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You know how I know I’m getting older. My best pal has a fucking parents evening……as the teacher 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 maaaad
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Mate I’d quit my job and leave the country
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Light drizzle last night
Final score from last night.
4-3 win. Made last night hard work! All 3 goals conceded coming from mistakes.
Goals :
Richy ⚽️
Grizzle ⚽️
🐹 ⚽️
Kye ⚽️
MOTM: Allie ⭐️
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Corrrr don’t know much about this bird but she’s been absolutely ran thru
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True but careful who cos your issues can become gossip at as at the pub and afters in a heartbeat loool
It’s mens mental health month.
It’s okay to ask for help.
Your life matters.
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Can we leave fucking wearing PSG tops as going out clobber in 2021 by any chance
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This has year 9 lunch time football vibes to it. If you know you know
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National league? Womens National team wouldn’t make it out of WESFA Div 4 lol
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Best app in the world 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thats done me
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Rumour has it bale was meant to go Cardiff, but he pulled out when they offered to send the plane
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The constant battle with your own mind to stay positive is relentless man. More time it’s not even worth it
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She ain’t wrong
Creamfields taught me a lot of things but mainly the fact the scouse accent is disgusting
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💙🤍
A special congratulations is in order to our skipper
@connorosully
and his partner Lauren on the birth of their daughter Evie ❤️
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Should ban these from the tl (unless it’s mine)
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