Dreading the summer.

That time of year again

I, for one, welcome the new chairman of Tottenham Hotspur Football Club:

If Levy had done this the day after we moved into the stadium, he’d be spoken about warmly and have the legacy he clearly craves. Instead, he failed to acknowledge his own limitations and chipped away at his own reputation to the point where we’re now all overjoyed at his exit.

BREAKING: Tottenham have registered their interest in being rejected by Xavi Simons.

We've been thinking about ad awards wrong. They should be delineated by number of approvers. The more stakeholders you had to get through, the more prestigious the award should be.

How far are Arsenal from a European trophy? About 4 miles

I’m so proud right now. At last. Thank you to the players. Thank you, Ange. Thank you to everyone at the club. You did it. COYS.

WHAT PHASE IS ANGE POSTECOGLOU IN? 💀

When you deep it, it’s actually quite funny how much Ange talked about building something sustainable and not just being here to win some fluke trophy at the beggining of his tenure—yet now he’s about to win that fluke trophy without having built anything sustainable at all.

Levy on Amazon ordering the Casios.

Not saying our bench is young but Marcus Rashford offered half of them a school dinner

Excellent - just what I needed to cheer myself up after the usual abject semi final surrender. #comeonyouschindler

He’ll be the only person in America who can’t shoot

https://t.co/sKiNjSwwap

Think I’ll need a lay down after that NLD. Can someone wake we up when Mikey Moore wins the ballon d’or? Ta.

I drove east into London on the A40 this afternoon. Light breeze, not too hot. London is always beautiful in the sunshine. Drove past Uxbridge. No riots, no looters, no cars overturned and ablaze, no sirens. Drove past Greenford. No riots, no looters, no cars overturned and

I think whoever sabotaged the trains was actually trying to do everyone a favor #OpeningCeremony

Only Mr Bean can save this. #OpeningCeremony

It’s fine, just not exactly the queen and James Bond is it? Although suspect that bloke with the mask will be revealed as Celine Dion #OpeningCeremony