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@JGals35
John Galiani
9 years
In this photo: -630 combined NHL goals -2,228 total penalty mins -9 NHL All Star Games -2 Terms served as Fraternity Secretary
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@JGals35
John Galiani
3 years
I don’t ask a lot of you guys but this is pretty important, let’s take it seriously
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@JGals35
John Galiani
4 years
Happy Birthday @saquon
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@BuffaloBills
Buffalo Bills
4 years
𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓 πƒπ€π˜ π“πŽ π•πŽπ“π„!! 1 retweet = 2 votes #ProBowlVote | @DDawkins66 #ProBowlVote | @Maine_Savage23 #ProBowlVote | @EdOliver_11 #ProBowlVote | @44_Matakevich #ProBowlVote | @SnapFlow69 #ProBowlVote | @MatthewMilanoo
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John Galiani
4 years
*me evaluating my PSU fandom*
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@JGals35
John Galiani
4 years
.@Mets you’ve officially broken my Uncle. I hope you’re happy.
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@JGals35
John Galiani
5 years
The length of time you can shop in Home Depot without a staff member offering assistance says a lot about you as a man. I usually get greeted at the door.
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@the_ironsheik
The Iron Sheik
5 years
I ORDER ICE COLD BEER AND THIS DUMB SON OF A BITCH BRING ME DIET ROOT BEER. DO I NEED TO SUPLEX THIS PIECE OF SHIT AND MAKE HIM HUMBLE? FUCK THE APPLEBEES.
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@oocsopranos
sopranos out of context
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@JGals35
John Galiani
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@IAmJericho
Chris Jericho
15 years
Just hung out w John Mayer for the past hour His fave movie is macgruber. No shit He quoted my lines to me...
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@JohnMayer
John Mayer
9 years
@IAmJericho @iTunesMusic @FOZZYROCK You and your dick comments.
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@JGals35
John Galiani
6 years
I don’t know how to write a will but if I die from the Corona, at my funeral please just play the @EASPORTSNHL β€˜17 soundtrack in it’s entirety. Everyone should stand when Vicetone comes on.
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@vzmercogliano
Vince Z. Mercogliano
6 years
As the Rangers have heated up, so have the DQ one-liners. "One of the things I thought tonight is we really had it between the ears – and in between the legs." 😳 #NYR
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John Galiani
6 years
My grandpa really didn’t need to put me in a body bag like this, but at least it’s nice knowing where his priorities lie
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@NOCONTEXT_ASIP
Out Of Context Sunny In Philadelphia
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@DrKaitQuigley
Dr. Kaitlin Quigley
6 years
This is amazing @jay_suth @coachjfranklin πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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@BradyTrett
Brady Trettenero
6 years
Marc-Andre Fleury cleaning up after the brawl by giving away Sharks sticks to fans
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@JGals35
John Galiani
6 years
Happy 11th bday to the greatest album of all time. TI’s rhythmic tellings of drug dealing, illegal firearm possession, out of wedlock sexual intercourse, and prison really helped 15 y/o me through the many issues plaguing me at an all boys catholic high school. Thanks @Tip!
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John Galiani
6 years
Millennials catch flak for suicide jokes, yet at some point someone probably wearing a powdered wig taught children β€œCross my heart, hope to die, stick a needle in my eye.” Fuck kinda sadist Shakespeare bullshit is that?
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