All the ChatGPT commercials are like “help me find the best path to the store” and it’s so deeply insulting to human beings and brains, but people have completely accepted that they can’t think or do simple shit on their own anymore.

Trump is a rapist Hegseth is an alcoholic JD Vance is fat Face it, end of the day all we care about is the music

(Bleeding out of a massive gutshot on the ice plains, looking up at Jupiter’s Great Red Spot) heh… you and me both, Jove…

knew an Ice War vet who made it off-world with most of his extremities intact, got his benefits, a cushy living-pod in one of those Venusian metrosatellites. But he could only get to sleep if he lay on the kitchen floor with the freezer door open. You never really leave Europa

Imagine how freaked out the sheep and horses and shit in the manger were when The Lord Our God decided to suddenly appear in their presence one night

“Hey me and my fellow wise man saw you from across the bar and dug your vibe”

Omg

the grinch aint even steal christmas he just took a couple personal items from a few homes. see how they gas shit up smh

Trump still has one way he can escape this Epstein controversy

Operation Mount Crumpit Flood

when bro says he’s two minutes away from the christmas function (he loves the holiday season)

From what I understand war is mostly about moving people around. The fighting is kinda secondary.

Propaganda I’m never going to fall for on here is that Avatar movie bullshit. Good for Mr Cameron for being able to make Star Wars in today’s media environment but I probably wouldn’t have liked Star Wars in the 70s either

https://t.co/KH9yHwgYbw

The bullfrog in a tweed suit whose land I live on, came by to tell me they were busy planting this year's carrots. He proudly told me he still employs two gardeners, as his father did, though "only one maid." He then observed the rising spring sun and said "it's all diminishing."

Bros trying to pull the “yes WE are going down” gimmick like we don’t have him

Idk why but I always assumed the three wise men lived together before heading off to meet Jesus. Like they were professional Wise Men and they all lived in the same house and saw the star from the big bed they all slept in together.

Bill Clinton rn

Best twitter moment of 2025 was when everyone was posting about Europa. That was awesome. War Forever.

i’m still actually forever pissed off