Joe Bonamassa (Official)
@JBONAMASSA
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Guitar Collector, Guitar Player... There are two letters that separate infamous and famous, I am not sure what applies to me anymore. Sell by date: 11/08/2039
Nerdville East-West
Joined April 2009
"Arnie, you're supposed to be filming people coping with the loss of their church." "And how am I supposed to do that!? Do I have a magic lens that can see into people's souls!? Well, yours would be black, Kent. Black as the ace of SPADES!"
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29 years ago today, Kirk van Houten got fired from the cracker factory. βA Milhouse Dividedβ first aired December 1, 1996.
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Tragic news tonight, 120 dead in a tidal wave in Kuala La-la... Pur... Kuala Lum-pur... ...France!
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This video has sold me seven and counting @JBONAMASSA albums. I recommend you check out Live at the Greek Theatre album to start.
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Shadow Killer weaves terror, art heists, and existential dread. A charismatic killer distorts reality, forcing Alexander and Alexia to face the arcane.
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My new friend Lamor DeWolf Smith playing killer old school blues in the French Quarter with an Amos model @epiphone ππ
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Lindsey Naegle is one of my all-time favourite characters! Excellent performance by Tress MacNeille! Also, interesting that her hair colour and outfit changes over time...
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Georges Seurat, born OnThisDay in 1859, pioneered the style of pointillism where dots of color were used to form images based on scientific ideas of color theory. Rather than mixing paints directly, the idea was that the mind would perceive closely spaced color dots as blended
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31 years ago today, Homer Simpson tried to clear his name on the tabloid news show Rock Bottom. βHomer Badmanβ first aired November 27, 1994.
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I wish these two characters had appeared more in the show
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It's a Krusty Kinda Kristmas! Brought to you by ILG-- selling your body's chemicals after you die! And by Li'l Sweetheart Cupcakes, a subsidiary of ILG.
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Reese don't tweet anymore.. You dig? πππ
@JBONAMASSA @rbwynans You tagged the guy who hasnβt used his account since 2021. Which of course makes it even better!
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Hanging with the greatest to ever do it in my not so humble opinion before the show in Fayetteville, Arkansas. @rbwynans ππ
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Fayetteville Arkansas! Let's boogie. See you tonight. ππ
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Well, it was worth it in the end. π
@JBONAMASSA I heard someone tried to outbid you on that amp head and it came to fisticuffs π
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I use monitors. It is something I prefer over in-ear monitors. You can mitigate volume using both and conversely hurt yourself with both. It's a personal choice and it will be a journey for me to train myself to listen lower.
@JBONAMASSA My understanding is that musicians wear in-ear monitors and have their own separate mix. Volume should be readily controllable. But old school musicians might still have monitor speakers pointed at them instead of the newfangled in-ear ones.
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That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to Clown College!
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A message from middle management. Tour is going ahead as planned. ππ And no I don't have a black eye. It's just a shadow or maybe it was caused by the bar fight I got into in Abilene. π
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