"There are only 49 stars on that flag." "I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognise Missouri!"

I've left so many people out I feel like I came up with the list in the first place. Sheesh. 😂😎👍

Marcus is a once in a generation talent. I am so happy and proud to see this young man become so successful. 😎👍

Paul Carrack 🎩🪄 performing his timeless classic “How Long” (2010) 🦩 A soulful, pitch-perfect rendition that proves why he’s one of the great British vocalists. Smooth, effortless, and legendary, pure class from the voice of Ace and Mike + The Mechanics. 😎 #PaulCarrack💫

Paul Rogers, Stevie Marriott, Rod Stewart, Peter Wolf, Dug Pinnick, Bon Scott, Ozzy Osbourne, Jack Bruce, Sammy Hagar, Glenn Hughes, David Coverdale 🤷‍♂️

Sure... Remember now... I didn't make the list.

Joe Bonamassa introduces his new Epiphone Les Paul Custom and drops more incredible guitar advice everyone needs to hear. 📖 Read more on the Gibson Gazette: https://t.co/ISPy6yEDrq

"I'm afraid we have no leads, but I can safely say Apu did not suffer." "Looks to me like he suffered a lot, Chief." "Ah, geez, Lou! How long were you gonna let me keep drinking this thing?"

Saturday afternoon fun with the brand new @Epiphone JB 1959 two pickup Les Paul Custom. 😎👍 Shameless plug alert: You can get them at https://t.co/WtJtX6SOdA or wherever guitars are sold. 🤷‍♂️😉

"But wait. If you saved Selma, why did the room explode?" "Oh, I'll field that one. Me and the boys were celebrating a job well done when I threw my match in the vicinity of the crime scene..."

I call this one "The Echoplex Slayer". I thought I'd have some fun with the ole EP-2 tonight but it stopped working after about three minutes. So as you can see I have enlisted the help of my slightly less old Roland RE-100. So far it's survived 54 seconds. 😎👍

Preach fine hat!!

Joe Bonamassa doesn’t own just any “Black Beauty”—his 1959 Les Paul Custom is a rare, custom-ordered version. Introducing the limited edition Joe Bonamassa ’59 Les Paul Custom. Play one today at the Gibson Garage Nashville!

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