Vilify the working class while tonguing the crevice of monarchy. Same as it ever was.

This is brilliant.

Seems like the perfect week for Conservative leadership contenders to be competing over which one will do the least to tackle climate change.

“Surely *this* must mean the end for Boris Johnson.” —Ancient British proverb

Thank you Andy Shauf for spending 923 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/FcoGYDnw0C @andyshauf

If lead outs were paintings that’d be Leonardo da Vinci's Salvator Mundi. Sublime from DQS and Mark Cavendish. #TDF2021

Come on Alan! @alexdowsett

So on my coffee break I completed the government’s skills assessment. My recommended career path is professional boxer. #SkillsAssessment

Not the sort of ‘Comet’ tracked machine I was hoping would arrive this morning @WeHaveWaysPod

I've tried & completely failed to think of a more effective proof that the message behind this performance is as urgent as it is irrefutable. Well done to everyone who complained! You've carried that message to parts it would never otherwise have reached.

You reap what you tow.

Near miss this morning coming down Dhustone Lane @ShropCouncil. Who’s responsibility is it to get this fixed? Very popular route for cyclists. I had been warned about it, slowed significantly and it still nearly caused a crash. @hub_shropshire

I can’t think of a road that can fit two cyclists and a Land Rover defender in a single side of the carriageway. So you should ride single file, two bike lengths apart. What’s the point?

For those out road cycling with a buddy now that we’re ‘allowed’: 2m is just over the width of a Land Rover defender. Cyclists can’t moan about the space cars etc give them only to then put themselves so much closer to traffic, just so you can chat while you ride. Use your heads.

Link in Molly’s bio to donate, what an effort!

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Calls to UK Domestic Abuse Helplines have more than doubled since the lockdown. Victims should know that if they are in danger, they can dial 999, then press 55 and remain silent. Police will know that the caller is in danger and cannot speak. Spread this wide.

Speaking as a cyclist, I very much appreciate that the government has legislated to make wheel-sucking illegal. I never thought I'd live to see something so wondrous.