thank you for commission! #fantography

︀︀ #Fantography VGEN commission done by @cutemaidenjoyer !! Diners are American maid cafes.... right?

Annual reminder that judging Christopher Columbus by the standards of his own time doesn't make him look better: His contemporaries criticized his greed, his inability to do basic math, his terrible management of his crew, and his cruelty. He went back to Spain in chains.

The Portuguese didn't turn down his proposal for a voyage west because they failed to see his vision; their navigational experts immediately clocked that Columbus had miscalculated the size of the Earth, and they weren't going to fund a guy who couldn't do theoretical navigation.

When Columbus realized the New World wasn't full of spices and easily accessible gold, he suggested mass enslavement to recoup the investment; his most important backer, Queen Isabella, wasn't on board with that plan for moral and religious reasons. The past isn't a shit monolith

Welcome to Coraroc! Coraroc is a 2D platformer where you run, jump, and swing as Coraroc! Strange invaders, the Pacicaps, have kidnapped Coraroc’s friends - you must save them! Wishlist it now! Do it! Press wishlist! My keyboard is wet with sweat!!! https://t.co/RShXtmksKx

What are Coraroc’s moves? Coraroc is not smart. His smile may be wide, but his brain is smooth! This is one thing Coraroc can do: Coraroc can whip his head. This whip is destructive. You don’t want to get whipped by Coraroc. WISHLIST CORAROC: https://t.co/LCECcsDPMV

Do you think OD will have a character named Narcan Overdoseman

If Caleb throws 4 TDs on Sunday, we will give away free hot dogs on Tuesday

The most fucking annoying part of AI art is how I now sometimes find myself staring at a YouTube thumbnail trying to figure out if it’s AI or just authentically bad art.

Shout outs to the tweaker on the corner of 60th and Hawthorne with the Halloween mask laughing maniacally. 10/10, very good, would be worried to walk by again.

happy tiny trunk tuesday to all who celebrate

Ground out half the work I’m two weeks late on 15 minutes before a relevant meeting.

One day she’s gunna try to catch the anime women that live in my tv. #ミントLive #MintoLive #nimemes

Me: I need to pay closer attention to my sodium Also me: what if I ground up all my beef bullion and put it in a salt shaker

George advocating for Peanut Tillman to be in the HoF <3 I hate you most days, George, but I'll never deny that your heart is always in the right place.

Any time you have a chance to admit guilt to a felony by way of gross incompetence you gotta do it, I guess.

Man.

I had been disappointed and annoyed about the whole situation but the Beri news has me actually upset. Fucking bug got me parasocial.

One thing I think Umamusume does really well is its depiction of the Sisyphean task of having to constantly redirect young athletes away from doing something fucking stupid.