Jordan “Not Going To Start Smoking” Keyes
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Inside a truck
Joined September 2008
My new hit song about the good, old days and nothing else!
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Bringing Frankenstein to the big screen has always been a dream of mine due to my personal connection to the story (Uncle is a Frankenstein).
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RT @RYLANDDUNCAN: grateful the walt disney corporation got my letters about doing a spider man balloon with with extremely defined thighs h….
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Chicago is so Diet Dr. Pepper-phobic it’s honestly sickening.
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I need more people to see “Here” so I can talk about the Mom’s Joke scene, but I cannot, in good conscience, suggest anyone see it.
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If you’re not hanging out in groups where you’re the obvious “kill,” you need to rethink your circle. #grindset.
I wonder how many times I’ve been killed in “kill, fuck, marry”.
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Nostalgia used to be so much better when I was a kid.
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Dad’s the world over feeling a chill run up their spine.
First look at Bob Odenkirk in ‘NOBODY 2’. In theaters on August 15, 2025. (Source:
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Few things more painful than someone driving by your yard sale, slowing down and then heading to the house next to yours.
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All my hard work as a content creator is finally paying off
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Evan’s going back-to-back on knocking my favorite Mountain Goats songs out of the park.
Mountain Goats Monday is back and maybe even better than ever???
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“Here” is a horrendous bore of a movie that, nonetheless, has one of the funniest intentional comedy moments of the year.
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Sorry to millenial-post but this is so funny.
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Just saw a pilot board a plane with a ukulele case. This should be illegal.
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