Boutta start asking my barber if I can pay them in Net30 or Net45

David Peters from hinge here

https://t.co/rlFyAxdheM

he finally got an honest-to-god certifiable elite pedophile conspiracy and instead he has to do this. an almost divine punishment

Dawg really posted this take knowing full well he looks like this IRL ☠️

You spent 99.7% of your adult life cruising alternative high schools and begging to be Bari Weiss’ sperm donor. I think you probably should be, if we’re being honest here

Wish my parents got me a DJ board and adderall at the age of 13

Miss playing the guitar, but I fucking sucked at it. The only 2 songs I knew were wanted dead or alive & the godfather theme. Gave up trynna practice Face Down by the red jumpsuit apparatus when I realized I’m not making it out the hood (my middle class suburban community)

Redbull and Adderall w/ no breky

Twitter 10 years ago makes current twitter look like bluesky

That scene hit the internet like crack back in the early 10s

How a society should function

If Hitler came back and saw that the modern U.S. leaders of his hate movement are a gay Mexican fed, a mentally ill Black woman, a non-Christian ex-fighter with CTE, and a Sudanese weirdo with an IQ below room temperature, he would probably just kill himself again.

I mourned rich homie quan longer than she did her own husband

Imagine if Christmas was in July and Independence day was in December Wonder how weird that would look. No sweaters or hot chocolate next to Santa decorations but snowballs during fireworks lol

Translation: The Royalty Checks have gotten slimmer the past few years.

Every time

I miss playing Michael Myers and dodgeball in MW2 (2009)

Think imma buy some GT350 stocks as a burner set cause mfers are smoking cock for PP1 / PP2 wheels on FB

Art Basel is just battle of the rentals, seen 2 urus and a maybach gls crash otw home lol