NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

It will be an honor later in life, sitting alone at the bar in Applebees, twirling my beer glass, Creed playing in the background, reminiscing on the glory days, and being able to say I lived in the time of Joey Chestnut.

Any updates on when the parade is?.

RT @SmokeLudwig: THE @hornets HAVE FINALLY WON A CHAMPIONSHIP!!! AAAAGGHHHHH

RT @barstoolsports: You will not believe this throw Ronald Acuña Jr just made

Ronald Acuña Jr! Sir!!! An absolute frozen rope!! 😳😳😳.

RT @OsheaJacksonJr: Shane Gillis is the man.

RT @Braves: The hometown kid gets an electric introduction from @PatMcAfeeShow!. @mattolson21 | #HRDerby

😂😂😂.

RT @ColeyMick: The HR Derby should be every July 4th. Dingers and fireworks to end the night, All Star Game the 5th, it could all be so sim….

My parents are going to be pissed if they have to un-retire because I emptied a solid portion of their funds to place this and it doesn’t hit 😅.

Profar with his 2nd 💣 of the game… just need to him bring this to the Battery #BravesCountry

My god man 🤤🤤🤤.

RT @PGATUOR: “Just 2 putt and win.”. “No I think I’ll just beat him now.”

Holy shit JJ Spaun!!!! What a freaking finish!!!.

Come on JJ! What a total redemption if he pulls this off after heartbreak at the players.

I’ve sat on it long enough today. Snitker needs to be fired before the team gets back to Atlanta.

RT @MikeyOver1: There is no way the Braves just did that.

FFS Braves 🤦🏻‍♂️… Snitker is killing us.

Of course Bobvrosky turns into a dog meat goalie when he’s not facing the Canes 🤦🏻‍♂️.