I’m officially at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work.

theres no bigger test of patience than typing your fucking email address in on a tv with the remote

I DO NOT “MEAL PREP” I DO NOT “BUDGET GROCERIES” I BUY FOOD WHEN IM HUNGRY AND IF IM BROKE I KILL MYSELF

https://t.co/Rr1hmgtm5k

https://t.co/lsHId8SPKa

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Ffff

H my hi uh as I cough

Whenever I think of making a bad monetary decision I am reminded of this image

steve harrington full frontal

Why did Eminem only get one skin while all the other rappers got two??? This is unfair. Justice for Em, he needs another skin.

my surgeon called me at 5:16am to say he cant do surgery today, his wife went into labor. my check in was 5:30am. i was already en route, didnt sleep, took 3 weeks off work, and my mom flew out from WI. i feel like he should legally have to name the baby after me.

WHEN I’M PRESIDENT THE MCDONALD’S ICE CREAM MACHINES WILL WORK GREAT AGAIN!

Guys need to stop complaining like get on camera and show YOUR hole if you're so mad about it

we went to freaky fields and they all knew you there

#RIP dad 💔

Always love this story about James Earl Jones. Jones recorded all of his Darth Vader for the original Star Wars in one day. Because of this, he refused to be credited until the release of Return of the Jedi and even told people he did not voice Vader. RIP to a legend 🖤

RIP James Earl Jones. The definition of a legend ❤️

Luke carries his father Anakin on the variant cover of Shattered Empire #1 by Phil Noto

James Earl Jones has sadly passed away at the age of 93. May the Force be with the man behind the iconic voice of Darth Vader 🖤