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elizabeth | 36 | she/her or heō/hire | smokeshow baeddel and a transsexual lesbian.
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Hey I hate to do this but my finances this week got wiped out with an emergency car repair.
If you can, can you kick a few dollars my way so I can buy lunch this week?
Thanks
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1) white makes the first move so this dumbass is admitted that Israel struck first.
2) Israel’s aggressive positioning of the pieces is obviously against the rules of chess, while the Palestinian side is positioned correctly.
Can’t even do propaganda right.
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Valar Morghulis
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Valar my ragtime gal
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IT WAS ME BARRY. I WAS THE ONE WHO REVERSED THE VIDEO TAKING THE BABY OUT OF THE MICROWAVE AND POSTED IT ON TWITTER SO THAT YOU’D LOOK LIKE AN ASSHOLE.
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A twitter thread in which I drag every single US president in order:
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Dianne Feinstein passed away. In honor of her years of service to California, here is a picture of a guy climbing a flagpole in San Francisco to cut down a confederate flag.
She was the mayor, she ordered it flown.
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Art pieces that prove their purpose every time conservatives get mad about them.
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I’m sorry if you understand this.
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We here at Weyland-Yutani Corporation would like to wish a happy Pride Month to all of our LGBT colonists on LV-426.
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We regret to inform you that the duck is…
Miriam Margolyes has doubled down on adult Harry Potter fans needing to grow up.
“If your balls have dropped, then it’s time to forget about it.”
(Source: abcnews_au/IG)
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I can’t imagine why tumblr had so much trouble monetizing their site with ads like these
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Seeing this kind of stuff makes me really upset, and there's multiple layers to this 1/5
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Biggest lies told to trans women:
• “I use they/them for everyone.”
• “I can everyone dude.”
• “Estrogen HRT does basically nothing and T puberty is irreversible.”
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It is literally impossible to be a trans woman.
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Zachary Taylor: Drank milk, ate cherries, died shitting himself.
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You’ll love this series, it has such great trans rep!
The transmasc rep: The transfem rep:
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It’s so neat how trans girls are sorted into three stereotypes by transmisogynists.
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JQA: Nothing. He didn’t own slaves, and opposed slavery. Built actual infrastructure. He tried to deal fairly with Native Americans even when shit-ass generals were trying to fuck them over. Had an absolute garbage VP of John C. Calhoun.
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Andrew Jackson: Ohhhhhh my god. This absolute motherfucker garbage president. Literally committed genocide. Owned slaves, gave govt. jobs to people who gave him money. Decided that a central bank was a bad idea and closed it in 1837, breaking the entire economy.
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William Henry Harrison: did nothing and died of pneumonia after a month.
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James Garfield: He was a good boy. Good night sweet prince, you were shot by a guy who thought that you shouldn’t have to actually be good at your job to be in high level government positions.
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Trans girls will be like “my childhood wasn’t that bad.” and then proceed to tell you the most fucked up story you’ve ever heard as if it’s just some relatable anecdote.
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Trump: racist reactionary who’s policies would give Charles Coughlin a raging hardon. Got rid of the racist dogwhistling in favor of open racism.
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Lesbian bar discourse makes me want to write a story about a “guy” who gets invited to a lesbian bar by their friend group that’s just weirdly and coincidentally full of queer women.
And then she realizes.
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Ronald Reagan: This absolute motherfucker. Collaborated to delay the Iranian hostage crisis in order to sabotage Carter and win the election. Ran a campaign of racist dogwhistling. Committed light treason with Iran-Contra.
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Baby Boomers: Let’s just shove all these old razor blades into the wall, out of sight, out of mind, not my problem anymore.
Millennials: WHO THE FUCK PUT ALL THESE RAZOR BLADES IN THE WALLS?
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It says something that appeal of petplay is “what if i was loved unconditionally and didn’t feel like i have to earn that love” and that’s why so many trans women are into it.
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George Washington: Dude was a shit-ass general who owned slaves and when the working class realized that they were getting the same shit ass deal as before under the British and rose up, Washington came down on them like a ton of bricks to secure power.
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Teddy Roosevelt: Did some good busting trusts and monopolies with his big dick energy. Discovered that if you bait the media with “access” they’ll eat up whatever shit you say. Had a lot of policies that were racist as shit, like banning all Japanese ppl from entering the US.
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John Adams: you want somebody who hates freedom of speech. Adams signed a bill saying you couldn’t talk shit about him, and made it harder to become a citizen (though not as hard as it is today). In fairness though, he didn’t own slaves, this is going to be a rarity going forward
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Obama: tried to fix economy by bailing out those on top only, making the problem worse and not addressing the root causes. Capitulation to reactionaries acting in bad faith undermined any real attempt at meaningful reform, causing erosion of left wing support base.
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Thomas Jefferson: Motherfucker owned slaves, and was a rapist, committed forced removal against Native Americans. Started an actual war in North Africa and a trade with with Britain that would eventually escalate into an actual war.
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Woodrow Wilson: Ohhhhhh my god. Dude was like super fucking racist. So racist that his election emboldened racists enough where they literally revived the KKK. His AG, Palmer, loved to deport leftists for no reason. There’s so much shit about Wilson I can’t fit it into 280 chars.
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LBJ: Had big dick energy to pass Medicare, Medicaid, and war on poverty. Had small dick energy on foreign policy and to compensate for it he dragged the United States into a war under false pretenses based on breathless and selective reporting of the Tonkin Gulf incident.
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This outfit was ugly in Dragon Age: Inquisition and it’s ugly here
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GWB: even more privatization, disaster capitalism industrial complex. Got the US into another war on false pretenses based on breathless and selective media coverage. His VP shot a guy in the face and the guy he shot apologized. Crashed economy in 2008.
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Harry Truman: Pulled a bunch of convention shenanigans to get the VP nomination in 1944 over Henry Wallace. Ordered the nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki which is a straight up war crime no matter how you slice it.
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Abraham Lincoln: Picked Andrew Johnson as his VP as a reasonable compromise with the people who wanted to sue for peach with the south. Died too soon.
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Clinton: Stabbed POC in the back with the “Sister Soulja Moment,” superpredator remarks, 1994 omnibus crime bill which increased mass incarceration. 1996 telecommunications act that allowed for huge amounts of media consolidation. Econ policy was a bunch of neoliberal horseshit.
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FDR: interned Japanese-Americans in camps for no reason. Didn’t bother pushing for anti-lynching legislation. Didn’t do enough to stop the holocaust or support Jewish refugees fleeting the Nazis.
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Richard Nixon: created the southern strategy and stoked racial tensions. Sabotaged the peace negotiations for Vietnam in order to get elected, then prolonged the war. Bombed the shit out of Laos and Cambodia for no real reason. Also watergate.
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Gerald Ford: pardoned ^
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Andrew Johnson: Botched Reconstruction, didn’t enforce protections for former slaves, allowed the south to put the same people who caused the war back into power, causing a reactionary movement that led to the proto-fascist KKK being formed.
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We always have to be extraordinary, but somehow we're always doing it wrong. We have to be cis passing, but not too passing and you can never say you want to pass as cis. You have to say you want to be yourself, but also, you have to pass as cis.
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Jimmy Carter: Began a long tradition of democratic candidates moving to the right to appeal to conservatives, only to get spat in the face and appeasing them by moving to the right even more. Stabbed labor in the back with deregulation.
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My belief has always been that it’s not the hormones that change who you’re attracted to, it’s the shifting of social roles that comes with transitioning and navigating society from a different baseline of social expectations.
i think since both "E will make you attracted to men" and "T will make you attracted to men" are both the stereotypes, i think this says more about who is the subject of all desire under our system, and how marginalized gender people negotiate their desire for this position
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James Monroe: Expansionist imperialist. Owned slaves. Set in motion the first of many centrist compromises (Missouri) with slavers who had absolutely no intention of keeping in good faith. Presided over an economic crash and tried to raise tariffs to fix thing, making it worse.
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Chester A. Arthur: Signed the Chinese Exclusion Act which was the first kind of immigration restriction and as the name implies, pretty fuckin racist. It was passed because ppl blamed the economy shitting itself in 1873 on Chinese ltaking their jobs.”
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JFK: invaded Cuba and failed. Tried to assassinate Castro a bunch and failed at it. Had jack shit for domestic policy, and his own missile gap rhetoric caused the Cuban missile crisis along with the aforementioned failed invasion and assassination attempts.
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Martin Van Buren: continued all of Jackson’s shit-ass policies. Oversaw one of many 19th century Great Depressions but didn’t do shit because the free market and letting every bank print their own money would fix it magically.
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Herbert Hoover: remember when I said the stock market would go up forever? lol. Thought the free market would fix itself magically. Also deported millions of Mexicans because clearly this depression is being caused by Mexicans taking American jobs, so what if they’re US citizens?
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GHWB: also ran a campaign of racist dogwhistling but the other guy looked funny wearing a tank helmet. Dragged the US into a war with Iraq after Bush’s ambassador accidentally told Hussein we wouldn’t have a problem with him invading Kuwait.
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Ulysses S. Grant: Did a lot of good but his cabinet was corrupt as shit. At the beginning of his second term he caused an economic crash on far with the Great Depression and completely botched the recovery.
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Warren G. Harding:
“how many levels of corruption are you on?”
“like 5 or 6.”
“You are like baby. Watch this!”
Unabashedly and openly sucking off big business when he was president, calling unions a conspiracy. Sold oil reserves to private cos he was buds with without bidding.
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You have to have bottom dysphoria, but you can't talk about genital dysphoria because that's fetishitic. You gotta be a boss, but you can't be mean, because that’s male socialization. You have to lead, but then you’re taking over trans spaces.
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James K. Polk: Dragged the United States into an unpopular imperialist war on false pretenses by deliberately provoking other countries and claiming innocence when retaliated against.
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Grover Cleveland part 1: Libertarian dipshit who vetoed pensions for civil war vets. Like other libertarian dipshits, he was an advocate of the gold system, which favored businesses over regular people.
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Benjamin Harrison: Annexed Hawaii after a coup led by Dole Pineapple and C&H sugar. Kept tariffs high, making everything in the US expensive as all fuck. Did jack shit to stop the Pinkertons from massacring striking steel workers.
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Maiden: The newly out, isolated and vulnerable, trans girl who is still finding her feet and can be taken advantage of freely.
Feel free to use her as an emotional punching bag all while telling her that her male socialization is her original sin that she has to atone for.
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Crone: A trans woman who’s been out for a while and knows exactly what you’re doing to the other two types of trans girl.
Toxic. Dangerous. Socially Murder and dispose of immediately.
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Eisenhower: Overthrew the Iranian govt in favor of the Shah. Built the interstate highway system as a big gimme to the oil, automotive, and real estate industries. Started the US down the path for the Vietnam War, told pres Diem to cancel the agreed upon unification referendum.
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Franklin Pierce: Pro-slavery shithead who presided over a shit-ass compromise over slavery in Nebraska that depended on reactionary slave owners being willing to abide by an agreement they had no intention of keeping. Said compromise turned Kansas into a bloodbath.
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John Tyler: Did absolutely fucking nothing even though the country was still in the middle of a depression that the free market was supposed to magically fix. Vetoed tariff bills that would protect the nascent industrializing northwest in favor of the agrarian south.
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William Howard Taft: Was in the pockets of big business. Didn’t do shit about advancing the civil rights of African-Americans and was in many ways a step back from TR who told racist white ppl who didn’t want to deal with black officeholders to suck his d.
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Mother: A trans girl who’s been out for a while and now has become the one who’s doing most of the labor in a space, emotional or otherwise.
Feel free to use her as a free therapist and demand that she deal with all your emotional needs while giving her space for none.
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William McKinley: In the pocket of big business. Led the United States into a war with Spain under false pretenses based on breathless and selective reporting. Had a good time at the world’s fair.
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Calvin Coolidge: The Pence to Harding’s Trump. Even more in the pocket of big business that Harding, but didn’t fuck like Harding. Believed in laissez faire capitalism because the stock market is great and is definitely going to go up forever and this is totally sustainable.
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You’re supposed to be a font of trans knowledge for anybody who asks, but don't talk about trans stuff all the time. You have to be self-reliant but also always be looking out for other people.
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Millard Filmore: Presided over a shit-ass compromise over slavery that depended on reactionary slave owners being willing to abide by an agreement they had no intention of keeping. Pushed for the blatantly unconstitutional fugitive slave act.
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Rutherford B. Hayes: Killed Reconstruction. Sent in the troops to massacre striking workers.
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@Socialist_girly
He was saying that about a trans man that was r*ped and murdered and his killer
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And it turns out in fact that not only are you doing everything wrong, but also everything is your fault. I'm just so tired of watching myself and every single other trans woman tie herself into knots so that people will not hate crime us.
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James Buchanan: Leaned on the Supreme Court to rule in slavery’s favor on Dred Scott v. Sanford. Did absolutely nothing beyond appeasement about the slave slates who were becoming increasingly hostile and demanding. Most of his cabinet would join the Confederacy later.
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Glad to see Contrapoints engaging in targeted harassment by not redacting the profile pictures of her twitter critics, even when said profile pictures use actual photos of themselves.
Way to go Natalie.
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You're supposed to present feminine, but not too much or you’re a caricature of femininity or that you give other trans women dysphoria because you're supposed to be a part of the sisterhood.
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You have to answer for cis men's bad behavior, which is insane, but if you point that out, you're accused of trying to escape your AGAB.
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Grover Cleveland part 2: Presided over an economic crash in 1893. Thought sending in the troops to shoot striking railroad workers was a totally cool and good idea.
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@lemonade_grrrl
@tingrouse
If you dressed that way in the 2000’s, you were gonna get called a slur.
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You have to never get old, never be rude, never show off, never be selfish, never fall down, never fail, never show fear, never get out of line. It's too hard! It's too contradictory and nobody gives you a medal or says thank you!
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But always stand out and always be very grateful, but never forget the system is rigged, so find a way to acknowledge that but also always be grateful.
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@MadMaxnie
There’s two clips going around. One is the flash just straight up putting a baby in a microwave as a building collapses, the later shot that went around was reversed was of the flash taking a baby out of the microwave while stationary
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Listen, I like Dragon Age but this is pretty big, and alarmingly common, failing of the series overall.
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Thank you anonymous Ralph’s parking lot hero
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James Madison: Went to war with Canada and lost. Also owned slaves.
Continues here:
James Monroe: Expansionist imperialist. Owned slaves. Set in motion the first of many centrist compromises (Missouri) with slavers who had absolutely no intention of keeping in good faith. Presided over an economic crash and tried to raise tariffs to fix thing, making it worse.
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@distion55x
Yes. If you talk to either of them, you find out that the voice actor is male and that the facial models are clocky in a transphobic 4chan meme kinda way.
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Mike Pence: “Just as the United States Respects Your Borders and Your Sovereignty, We Insist That You Respect Ours."
Texas: 1836
Mexico-American War: 1846
Nicaragua Fillibusters: 1850, 1853, 1854, 1855, 1857
Panama, protecting the railroad: 1856
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R.I.P. to the 2,976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. to the 48,644 Afghan, 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit.
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Today is the perfect day to post this image
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@plaidpervert
I hate that I understood this and picked up that the character writing is possibly misgendering her non-binary trans woman partner.
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This one really hits hard for me because I’ve lost some trans friends over the past year and it leaves a hole in your heart every time.
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