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@Innominate_8

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Sir.J
4 months
Italian farmhouse architecture has me in a chokehold. Simple yet elegant.
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Sir.J
2 years
What Vera Sidika she's going through it's what most women go through at the ages of 27 -33 after realization sinks in, now she is trading her ‘party years’ short-term protocols for a long-term provisioning strategy,give her 2yrs tops before she surrenders her life to Christ.
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Sir.J
1 year
For 7500ksh I hope kuna more food chini ya that foil paper.
@SirAlexas
Aleckie Ronald
1 year
This platter 🥰🥰🥹🥹.. you can get it at Shabz Grill Westlands, Muthithi Road, opposite Las vegas Casino…
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Sir.J
10 months
Let me enjoy my soup before another "Kairo" starts with their all-around expert opinions about how my soup didn't boil to a precise temperature or the water used didn't flow through sedimentary rocks for the best purification hence used to make the best bone soup.
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Sir.J
2 years
Kenya unaweza kuwa kwa coma for 20yrs ukiamka the reggae playlist ni ile ile ya 20yrs ago.
@theking_aslan
ASLAN
2 years
Thursday's are for reggae at Bahamas Breeze Westlands
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Sir.J
1 year
One of my boys has finally been employed at KenGen. At first, I didn't believe it because he had been struggling to find a job the last 10 years,tried my best to hold him up those years. Dude had to send me his payslip to convince me that it was real. I'm so happy for my boy
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@Innominate_8
Sir.J
11 months
Western Kenya is like India. Uko civilization only exist within 300-meter radius from Kakamega town center point, beyond that is wild wild West.
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Sir.J
11 months
All I do is drink and know things...
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@SakajaJohnson
Sakaja Arthur Johnson
11 months
Thank you @DCI_Kenya for your action. These culprits have been nabbed by the DCI who will give further details of their action. We are grateful for the continued partnership in securing our County. We've also agreed on decisive action to be taken after investigations into the Toi…
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Sir.J
2 years
Women are natural smooth operators, see that mama at Ramzzy mention. I swear wanawake wangekuwa wanatupea mimba tungekuwa single mothers si sote. Mimi kwanza najua ningekuwa mumama blood fuckin with no shame
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Sir.J
2 years
My first "baby mama" namuona she is a big influencer on IG and she is married to a millionaire now,I'm just glad she made the right choice back then. Saa hii angekuwa lonely kwa nyumba za gava ata haina maji mimi niko bush nateseka.Holidays tukienda sana ni hapa Voi. Life!
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Sir.J
1 year
Whenever I attend a postmortem, I usually place two Dunhill Switch cigarette filters in my nostrils before putting on a mask. Before I learned this hack, it would take me 3-4 days before I could taste or smell anything.
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Sir.J
4 months
The problem is not with Airbnb; Kenyans are murderous. This week alone, I've collected 3 bodies. 3 hrs after I resumed from my day off,I was welcomed with the body of a 15yr old boy.Even before leaving Malindi mortuary, I was receiving phone calls to retrieve another body
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@Innominate_8
Sir.J
3 months
Spending 4500 on the SGR, enduring uncomfortable seats, and staring at a stranger for over 6 hours is absurd, while there is this alternative at half the cost and relish your own personal space.
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@LifeinMombasa
#LifeInMombasa
3 months
The New SGR fares between Nairobi and Mombasa are now 4500Ksh for First Class and 1500Ksh for Economy. Do you think this will make people resort back to taking buses as the SGR is not as economical anymore?
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Sir.J
1 year
Top secret ingredient of tumbukiza is that it must be prepared by a man.Kama si mwanaume si tamu.
@Mercynicky_
Mercy Nicky
1 year
Mko?😋
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Sir.J
10 months
Lakini mwanaume aki-earn 100K per day ngozi na mwili itaonyesha tu.
@MpashoNews
Mpasho News
10 months
Kenyan Tiktoker Brian Chira has revealed that he makes roughly 100K on a bad day from his live videos.
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Sir.J
6 months
These are the men you appoint as CS of defense. Anyway, what do I know?
@NationAfrica
Nation Africa
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PRESIDENT WILLIAM Ruto appoints former Chief of Defence Forces Gen Julius Karangi as Chancellor of Dedan Kimathi University of Technology for five years.
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Sir.J
1 year
Haki ya mungu Kenyans are a different breed, mnapenda kupea maafande pressure.😂
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Sir.J
1 year
We used to marry virgins, we downgraded to marrying women who are not virgins, then to marrying women with a child, now we proudly marry women with 5 children of different fathers.I'm also terrified as a Kenyan man, tufanye vipi?
@JelaniMK
Lee
1 year
I’m terrified of dating because the quality of men in this country has been on a steady & horrific decline since the 90s.
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Sir.J
5 months
The Akasha's were different; most restaurants wld have never allowed the Akashas' & AP's entourage to dine together. In 2014, I was chilling at a top restaurant in Msa when some rich kid from Nanyuki managed to impress a girl the Akashas boys were interested in from AP's side.
@mainandegwa232
Don Bull
5 months
The STORY of Ibrahim Akasha How Akasha met his death leaving his sons & Saitoti named Dons to take over... PART 2
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Sir.J
1 year
I hope China pulls a petty move and ban Kenyans from importing from China.Kieleweke.
@KTNNewsKE
KTN News
1 year
Hundreds of traders hold demos in Nairobi’s central business district, citing infiltration of the Kenyan market by Chinese businesspeople
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Sir.J
1 year
I'll never understand rich folks, mtu ameniadd kwa group ya kuoffest the mothers bill of 600K, you own half of Utawala, that family has been super rich since 90s. Leo nachoma kwa hiyo group ata hivyo hakuna mahali tumesaidiana kwa maisha.Selfish pricks.
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Sir.J
10 months
I once suggested that we should establish a high school football league, similar to what the United States has done with basketball and American football, as well as South Africa with rugby. I believe that within two years, our football league will become truly remarkable.
@Merddie
Edwin O. Esilaba
10 months
How is that Musingu Vs Kakamega and St. Joseph's Vs St. Anthony's matches get to attract bigger crowds than even majority of KPL games? What is this being done right at Grassroots that can't be Replicated at the National Level?
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Sir.J
1 year
Ukifungua OF na uvae nguo za watoto washule then you target Japanese men utakafunga ajab.
@BrendaWairimu
Brenda Wairimu 
1 year
⚪️🐞⚪️
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Sir.J
1 year
As soon as a man gets his money, his "hoe phase" begins; those two go in parallel. But the thing about you bitches, is wanting us to act right when our pool is now pulling women we could only dream of, not me though, mkae na hizo vijisifa zenu, kindness has never got me laid.
@fineassnayyyy
nay🦋.
1 year
Love a nigga who outgrew their hoe phase & just wanna get money & love on they girl 😌 y'all the best fr 🫶🏾
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Sir.J
1 year
Buying a house for 750M in Muthaiga would be stupid. If I had that much money, I would spread it out by buying homes in Bristol, Liverpool, Durban, and Zanzibar
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Sir.J
2 years
Riggy G reminds me of John Michuki, kulambana matako hatambui.Hapa wanaume wataheshimiana na si tafadhali.
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Sir.J
1 year
Kalenjin men hate everything good in life si spices si cologne, ukiona mkale amejipiga marashi huyo amekaa Australia kiasi.
@Kimuzi_
Kimuzi
1 year
I really hate spices man. Bora food iko na kitunguu saumu, ginger, pilipili, onion, tomato, coriander na hoho..I am good to go. Hii ingne mtu anapika food adi inakua color ya rainbow hapana bana. Bloody
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Sir.J
18 days
In 2012, I pitched the idea to key stakeholders of forming a unit composed entirely of members from this community,much like how the Mormon produces exceptional CIA agents.There are certain things that are too complex to explain to ordinary folks.Pokots are born warriors.
@Reggaewailer
𝙒𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙚𝙧
18 days
Watu wanavaa ivi wanaeza raid aje camp ya jeshi,ama hao ni kina Dendrick wamelewa?😂
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Sir.J
1 year
You remind me of her, last time together we had mad fan at Tapas just two of us, dropped her home at 4am, then ghosted me for 10 months,out of the blues she invites me over to go see her new born baby, nimekipitia na city girls...
@Mercymasai3
Mercy Masai
2 years
Serenity 💫!
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Sir.J
1 year
Only men without fathers or father figures in their life would be okay with their wives humiliating them like this. She misses her past, let her go back.
@TeyaKevin
Ole Teya
1 year
Mimi upige confession kama hii for clout utafika kwa nyumba jioni upate nilihamia Siberia
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Sir.J
1 year
I've seen a Kenyan Lady on TikTok who only posts her cooking for her husband. She doesn't even speak in her videos, it's just food & captions like 'my husband loves this' or 'my husband's favorite dish, is she real?huyo kesho akirudishwa soko by saa sita she will be off
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Sir.J
1 year
Our boys SOG making us proud at the UEA, SWAT challenge.
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Sir.J
5 months
I was all alone in this Italian restaurant, quietly watching the Man- U game,now a group of elderly Italians have arrived,switched the sports channel to Serie A. Mimi mwenzenu sina nguvu. I have no option but to support Bologna just to annoy them.
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Sir.J
5 months
Friends of Brighton.
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Sir.J
1 month
On my way home I discovered Senator Ledama Ole Kina's Enkanasa farm market, situated along Machakos Rd beyond Green Park,he offers Balqees honey,high-end wine, tomahawk steak,Italian bread with a shelf life of 6 months. The only thing I could afford there is a 500ml pack of milk.
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Sir.J
2 years
Former President Kibaki gave us 110% salary increment.He directed our salary to go through banks/saccos(Salary Accounts),if it was not for this man we won't be accessing unsecure loans up to 84months. RIP Kiongos.
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Sir.J
1 year
If the trouser has side adjusters why not!? I will lose my kitambi for these beltless trousers. Alafu hapo chini unamalizia na penny loafers safi sana🔥
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@Mkenyanese
Jumuiyan
1 year
These new city boys wear official shirts and trousers without belts. Who raised these kids?
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Sir.J
2 years
The next 5-6 weeks I foresee Nairobi city being hit by unusual series of robberies & crimes.
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Sir.J
1 year
Mimi nikikushow nataka kukupeleka dinner then the next question uniulize ati nakupeleka wapi? hiyo story tunamalizia hapo.Wacha ikae tu.
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Sir.J
7 months
The irony in reading this is that you're playing the victimhood, while your own community has, for the longest time, used derogatory terms such as 'nyewele ngumu,' .Tell me which village in Kenya has not embraced your community and I will delete my account for good.
@Honeyfarsafi
Hanifa
7 months
The Islamophobia in Kenya is crazy bro why do y’all hate us like that buana. Why do you guys call us terrorists so casually and mud our religion so aggressively? Our religion rewards someone simply for smiling 🥹
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Sir.J
2 months
As a man, as you grow older, you'll come to understand your father, and you'll regret the moments you misunderstood him, especially when he needed you the most.Usisikize "We" your mom\sisters; go have that drink with your father & engage in that man-to-man conversation.
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Sir.J
2 years
Man Toro drip is hardly talked about, Old Fafa drip belonged to the GQ magazine.That man was unruly in suits.
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Sir.J
1 year
If there's one thing I'll always remember about Uhuru Kenyatta, it's his decision to ban the adoption of Kenyan children by foreigners and make the adoption process more challenging than obtaining a US visa.
@ericgarland
Eric Garland
1 year
BREAKING: TEXAS FOSTER KIDS DISCOVERED BEING SOLD FOR COMMERCIAL SEX IN ST. LOUIS COUNTY
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Sir.J
2 years
Yule binti Mother of Passport hana deni na Mungu bana.She's already in heaven.Mtoto hajui shida, she can have waffles & Ethiopian coffee for breakfast at Cape of Good Hope and Garlic Butter Ribeye steak and Pinot Noir for dinner at Cape Horn,same day.
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Sir.J
1 year
If I were you at your age I would focus on my growth. Hawa watu watajileta, ataukijificha chini ya kitanda watakutoa tu.
@UncleMinion_
Chef wa TV
1 year
Sasa siwezi simp?
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Sir.J
2 months
Some time back Matiangi arrived in Msa with a list of names for drug barons.Half listed were women involved in legitimate businesses in the CBD that nobody knew about.Half of Kibokoni's money is connected to drug money,the drug issue in Msa is deeply rooted,complex & messy.
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Sir.J
1 year
Central folks unifurahisha sana,nilienda kwao & I was shocked kuona watu wanaishi kwa ikumbi (those wooden structures ukumbani sisi uwekea mahindi/ nyasi). Venye wao uongea utadhani they all own ranches ,wooden cabins and horses.
@WaPishori
Wairimu Wa Pishori 🌾🍚
1 year
I heard huko Western Kenya the poverty levels are Soo high Ati Kuna nyumba za nyasi mpaka in 2023
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Sir.J
2 years
Happy Good Friday folks...
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Sir.J
1 year
When did we men start to mortify our fellow brothers who can't afford a drink, thought its men golden rule to tag one of us mwenye ako down,so he does not feel desolated & unfortunate, we all understand what it's to be a man na uko down, kwani nimekaa msituni the rules changed?!
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Sir.J
1 year
In less 24hrs, here we are, Kenyans are murderous.
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Sir.J
1 year
Whenever I attend a postmortem, I usually place two Dunhill Switch cigarette filters in my nostrils before putting on a mask. Before I learned this hack, it would take me 3-4 days before I could taste or smell anything.
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Sir.J
2 years
@AdebolaAdesona All Nigerians do in Kenya is con our women,run scams,enjoy our electricity & internet speed 24/7, something that they can NEVER EVER get in Nigeria, Kenya has been nothing but SAFE HEAVEN to them,now we are not friendly to them.Don't you disrespect the hand that feeds you
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Sir.J
1 year
Rich African American can't invest their money because the system can't allow them, reason why this guys buy basic sneakers worth millions of shillings and build a whole room just for their shoes collection.Slaved for life.
@SaycheeseDGTL
SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀
1 year
Rick Ross bought an Airplane engine and turned it into a table
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Sir.J
5 months
When faced with charges of possession, simply explain to the magistrates that you are a heavy user & struggling with addiction. Another tip: avoid carrying substantial amounts of cash with you to avoid giving the impression that you're a peddler.
@Obi_kenya001
Bushman™
5 months
What if we elected Wajakoya,
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Sir.J
1 year
I have realized that individuals within my age group have turned to religion and they're taking it very seriously. What's going on??
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Sir.J
7 months
I used to tell boys they should always sleep in their best boxers because you never know when the day will come.
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Sir.J
1 year
Motherhood is lonely AF, when my sister gave birth to my niece I didn't see her GFs, it was just me & mum at Aga Khan taking shifts,4years down the line, she has managed to raise her all alone & turned down promotions courses so she has more time with her.
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Sir.J
1 year
Wallahi being young is a beautiful thing ,kuna mtu saa hii then only thing inamkula kichwa is how Jameson sherehe will be lit, hapa Nssf unapoteza usingizi saa nane usiku unaanza kupiga mahesabu kwa giza za pesa hauna.Adulthood is one fucked up stage in life.
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Sir.J
2 months
Lost a family member,I had to handle the send-off quietly, all while dealing with a financial mess of someone I granted a Sacco loan defaulted & I've been quietly paying up for it. Now I wish to retreat, rent a small place near the beach & disconnect from the real world.
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Sir.J
1 year
Gentlemen, whenever you're here on the coast and you happen to encounter community health workers distributing medication in public areas(men only) or when they knock at your door, PLEASE TAKE IT.
@limukii_f
Flora Limukii
1 year
Kilifi senator Stewart Madzayo arrested
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Sir.J
1 year
Hapa they don't work at all, all they do is run their businesses, majuu shifts zitawamaliza hakuna short cuts, hapa mashinani COs ndio madakitari. The true Unsung heroes.
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Sir.J
1 year
TBH, there is nothing you can do. If we want to save our football, we need to go back to basics since our schools criminalized & killed sports activities.Lets create High School Football league, similar to what SA did with rugby & the USA did with basketball & American football.
@CMigwambo
Chris Migwambo
1 year
The Kenyan media industry tries so much to cover the Kenyan Premier League matches everyday.Before me are 9 cameras,at the corners are photographers rolling their lenses for the best picture for the 5 dailies tomorrow .Where are the Fans?What should we do to save Kenyan football?
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Sir.J
1 year
Y'all praising a stupid man, who sends a good wife & kids on vacation so that they can invite a cheap ghetto hoodrat in their marital home,then gets accused of rape by that hoodrat.Y'all sound stupid. That woman deserves respect and she had all right to divorce his doltish ass.
@Wesley_Kibande
𝗪𝗲𝘀𝗹𝗲𝘆 𝗞𝗶𝗯𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲
1 year
Achraf Hakimi has proved by actions to many of us that the woman you are dating or you married will never be your relative. Only your mother or sister is your relative
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Sir.J
1 year
Marriage is an unconscionable economic contract and it's now dawning on men that marriage offers them zero return, all marriage does to men is steals their financial freedom, friends, time, properties, peace, and sexual freedom for nothing in return
@evenmaina
Eve Maina
1 year
😅😅 this man must have been shown things😅😅
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Sir.J
1 year
Dude salary is fat like someone's nyash here, I've warned him not even to think of getting married. Hiyo pepo naikemea kati jina la yesu.
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Sir.J
1 year
One of my boys has finally been employed at KenGen. At first, I didn't believe it because he had been struggling to find a job the last 10 years,tried my best to hold him up those years. Dude had to send me his payslip to convince me that it was real. I'm so happy for my boy
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Sir.J
2 years
Bahari beach, this is the most underrated hotel in North coast,it's so slept on,love its privacy.
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Sir.J
7 months
Your favorite TL Cybersecurity expert was nabbed by the DCI Cybercrime unit.
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Sir.J
7 months
In Kenya, we allocated special seats for women in Parliament. Despite their presence for the past 12 years, they have never introduced a single bill supporting any women's agenda. Now this raises my question, if the women built those corporates world, would things be different!?
@poojaasanwal
Pooja Sanwal
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if men menstruated, corporates would mandate 2-3 days of paid menstrual leave every month.
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Sir.J
2 years
Tuseme ukweli,huu mchezo mnacheza nyinyi mnajua zaidi,few months ago in Ijara,a probox with only NEP locals was hit with IED & within 30 minutes you had rat out all those involved, something that you never do when it happens to "nywele ngumu" aka gurale (Non NEPs) I Said it!
@GlobalNomad_
H I B A
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Somali Kenyans are not YET kenyans until they stop asking us for National ID Ten times on the road from Garisaa to Nairobi! I said it!
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Sir.J
1 year
Our last born she's a 28-year-old advocate of the high court. She strongly believes that it is within her rights that my father & I to give her money whenever she is broke, she claims it's our(men) responsibility until the day she finds a partner of her own. A crackhead that one.
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@Becky_Nalepo
1 year
Do last borns ever grow up? And I mean sisters, mine have refused! A mother of 2....
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Sir.J
2 years
China TikTok live Vs Kenya TikTok live. We got long way to go.
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Sir.J
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I could never have fathomed that the children of Atwoli would reside in Nyayo Estate! But when you consider that the estate is managed by NSSF, and their father sits on the NSSF board, kinda makes sense.
@C_NyaKundiH
Cyprian, Is Nyakundi
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Jamasai Atwoli, the son of Francis Atwoli, has been causing disturbances among Nyayo Residents with his unruly behavior. Additionally, Philip Kwoba Atwoli, the youngest son, has a tendency to become intoxicated and disturb the peace in the Nyayo neighborhood. Both of them were…
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Sir.J
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It's a well-known Golden Rule that every man is aware of: a man should never abandon his wife for a sideshow stunt woman,for the circus is seasonal.
@Mkenyanese
Jumuiyan
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Omanyala angecheza safe abaki na main wife akidimbua new catch. Day 1 women hukuwa wazuri for development and investment ukikula returns na baddies huku nje
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Sir.J
2 years
See how men are acting confused after she walks away,it's cause we don't receive kindness & love for free,we buy it.
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Sir.J
1 year
My old man retired recently,he was highly decorated jungle warfare/ballistics/forensic/ CT instructor in East & Central Africa saa hii ako mashambani anatesa na jalopy yake, nobody cares who & how biggie he was, all they care & they ask him every time is how we(kids) are doing.
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Sir.J
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For those who doubt the capability of the unit that's going to Haiti, remember that in the early 90s, they had only one lorry for the entire country of Kenya. There is a reason they are known as Simba wa nyikani, aka Kanga.
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Sir.J
1 year
Someone just called and asked if we can go on a soft date, I won't lie I'm a bit confused, wtf is a soft date!? I've never heard of that term before.
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Sir.J
2 years
Hii Kenya usijifanye unajua mtu sana,ata mtu unalala kando yake daily,don't, sana sana Nairobi.And when the D-day comes don't try to defend their character or dig into their past,it's best if you remember them the way you did. Ni mimi nawashow.
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Sir.J
10 months
When Kairo boards a plane and finds the pilot is Jasiri.
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Sir.J
2 years
Warriors 💀👊 I miss this squad.
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Sir.J
2 months
The fact your only worry is bangi mbili, bangi mbili!! shows venye hauna akili, concentrate on preventing your fingerprints from being processed into the criminal database. In Kenya, whatever you do, never reach a point where your fingerprints undergo processing. Don't!
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𝙒𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙚𝙧
2 months
Mtu anataka 20k juu amekushika na bangi mbili...polisi hawananga akili
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Sir.J
5 months
The majority of graduates from the years 2004 to 2006 have been gazetted. Within the next 2 to 3 years, anticipate the emergence of young, rising senior officers within the regular police ranks.
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Dr. Ho Yinsen
5 months
If you spend a lot of time on highways, you know mamen is largely correct.
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Sir.J
1 year
@kinjeketile Kenyans are hardworking and they know how to mind their business wakiwa kwa wenyewe.
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Sir.J
1 year
A few months ago some lady friend in Germany paid me $2500 to find his deadbeat dad who is Kenyan,right now I've another client similar case but pending ,the dad is Italian, last time he was in Kenya it was in 1996 and she will pay anything to find his father.
@Nyandia_G
Nyandia Gachago, ACIM
1 year
Btw your children will not come look for you when they’re older. These children nowadays have common sense and aren’t gaslighted and emotionally blackmailed into shit. You will for sure get what’s yours as a Deadbeat. The Earth has a way to balance everything.
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Sir.J
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Sir.J
6 months
Preparing a traditional pilau - get ready!
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Sir.J
1 year
I had so much mad respect for this account, let me just unfollow it and save my damn comment.
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Sir.J
1 year
I've seen guys manifesting permanent & pensionable jobs, hapa kwa government jobs mshahara ni 20K unless you're getting the "tier 1", KRA, KPA, Kentraco,KenGen or CBK.Mtawezana kweli? I'm always petrified how you guys get shocked when our salary is mentioned hadi mnanitisha roho.
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Sir.J
2 years
TikTok is really changing the music world,who thought Kungulu Kwangala will be such a big tune,the dude doesn't even cut across top 20 most popular Kamba Boys band.
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Stephen Musyoka
2 years
Kuweni serious saa zingine 😂
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Sir.J
2 years
There was a smooth clean heist that happened 3 weeks ago at some forex bureau in Garisaa, one man show, he made away with a total of 19M,clean money,all in USD currency,in less than 5 minutes.
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Sir.J
20 days
Are you seriously seeking aviation insights from someone who flies Cessna 172 on weekends?
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Sir.J
1 year
I did 18months paramilitary course, 3 months tactical advance course, 3 months special weapon & ToT course back to back by the time natoka kufika pale USIU ku-surprise by then mrembo alisema she doesn't know me anymore & I was dead to her. 24months MIA
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Jumuiyan
1 year
Imagine going through 9 months of paramilitary training in order to earn the right to wear the uniform and some politician undergoes 2 minutes of Parliamentary vetting and wears it just like that. Our men and women in uniform must feel bad about this
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Sir.J
1 year
Y'all don't judge me,we are still animals. A fresh vajayjay done with menses(that metallic smell kwa umbali).
@SangKip4
CHOBOS™
1 year
Smell of Petrol or new book. Tell me yours
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Sir.J
10 months
Is there currently a morning show that surpasses the Situation Room in numbers? for once in Kenya history, we are experiencing a more balanced and level-headed morning show in our mainstream media.
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Sir.J
1 year
Being a step father of another mans child, makes you a pathetic loser,beats the whole reason why you exist on this planet. If you don't know what to do with your money raise your motherfucking arm and reach over for that passport ✈️
@NimuKiarie
Jaber is Jaber
1 year
I love seeing men stepping up to the plate in helping raising kids that’s not theirs 💯💕
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Sir.J
2 years
Kuna time the johnnie's walipatana nao, they were pinned down for 6hrs, hakuna mtu anainua kichwa,walijikojolea hadi wakakauka,we had to be flown from Embakasi to their rescue,I got mad respect to those guys.
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La Sape Kiprop
2 years
Traversed Kerio Valley early this year, went to places cops would not dare reach. Came face to face with those Pokot boys. They had weapons I'd never seen and are everywhere. You might think something is a bush kumbe it's one of them. They're an army by themselves.
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Sir.J
10 months
In the annals of Kenya's judicial history, this must undoubtedly be the first murder case to have been swiftly closed within an unusually short period, long live our magistrates their wisdom that rival King Solomon's.
@ntvkenya
NTV Kenya
10 months
Kesi ya mauaji: Mbunge Didmus Barasa aachiliwa huru kwa ukosefu wa ushahidi
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Sir.J
2 years
In the next 7-10yrs some of us will regret big time not having kids, what we do for a living won't be of significance any more, what will be of great importance from then on till we exit this cruel world will be family & most importantly the type of nuclear family you display
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Sir.J
1 year
Hong Kong has a low crime rate, but it has a history of gruesome murders, particularly of female victims by male partners. There is a particular story that I am following about a model/influencer/socialite (Abby Choi) who was brutally murdered by her in-laws.
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Sir.J
2 years
KMC has this joint called Nyama Haven located at Makupa -Tudor junction ,ni “cha-choma kienyeji” I give them 7.5/10(food,price & service).KDF are manning the place.
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Sir.J
16 days
Under my leadership, my top priority to my partner she will always be protected. I will never put her in a situation where she is targeted with hate, whether from strangers or even from my own close family members. Not my woman.
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Sir.J
6 months
Right outside Malindi Hospital, hot water is hawked in sizable flasks, mainly catering to patients, particularly new mothers.Remarkably, the former governor who serves as Speaker of the Senate hails from this county. We despise our women in real life.
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Sir.J
1 year
Mkenya ata no need going all that hustle,get all those kids together, place them in one room, call them one by one, and put them in separate rooms(poorly lit). Let them be alone for 6 hours, someone will crack , utasikia tu "afande,mimi nimeokoka ,wacha ni seme ukweli".😂
@sam_makokha
Chotara Ndukh'uluphela
1 year
Police should start on Phone data MUST START THERE CCTV Lazma na statement za hizo mafala zote involved
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