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@InkedNerdMat
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Nerdy Inked Gamer. Just tweeting my horny thoughts once at a time. always horny.
London, England
Joined June 2024
The way I need to be FWB with a gorgeous bear and preferably a thick hog.
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Call it ego, but I actually think I'm way better than any of your boyfriends. I'm such a yearner/lover that none of your boyfriends would compare to how I will treat you guys.
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Do I have anyone that works in the British/Natural history/ or any museums in London?
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Okey I need a new app, cause clearly tinder, hinge, Grindr is not doing any favours.
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at least we texted back
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Calvin Klein I have an idea...
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Get in bed with me? And my 5 slowpokes, frog, cat in a shark outfit and fuecoco.
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Get in bed with me? And my 5 slowpokes, frog, cat in a shark outfit and fuecoco.
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Not even in a million years. That tittle is mine.
huge congrats to ilya rozanov who has been named the neediest top on the planet
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Okey okey, I'll play the game 🥵🥵
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Okey the last page destroyed me, and it made me ugly sob for a good old 5 minutes
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