InkMasterbator
@InkInTheStink
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Joined June 2023
Hi, I'm Brandy. I got reported for my jokes and suspended. Help me find 24k of my old friends.
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RT @InkMasterbator: Spent the entirety of yesterday starting this Nightmare on Elm St leg sleeve. One, two, time to get a new tattoo! https….
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RT @InkMasterbator: Lady in the shop goes "You look just like my cousin! But they got eye cancer and is blind now" then pulls out a phone,….
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RT @InkMasterbator: Obituaries be lying, saying stuff like "Died peacefully in their sleep". Bitch please. We know you were giving an oral….
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RT @InkMasterbator: If they bury him under his chosen name and not Terry Bollea then transphobes can stfu forever about "bEiNg bUrIeD uNdEr….
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RT @InkMasterbator: I'm giving the federal government the option to pay down my penis enlargement surgery via PayPal and Venmo so they can….
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RT @InkMasterbator: Luigi did what he did because of health insurance. Let's see what happens when 11 million lose their healthcare.
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RT @InkMasterbator: Them: You're invading women's space!. Me: Wow I had no idea Atari made a Mrs Space Invaders.
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RT @InkMasterbator: I'm so glad we keep writing blank checks to Elmo so we can really appreciate watching our tax dollars explode at home v….
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RT @InkMasterbator: A female democratic representative was killed in Minnesota today by someone impersonating a cop. Turns out the threat t….
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RT @InkMasterbator: Me going to work 7 days a week to pay my taxes and child support and just trying to survive: So. anarchy? https://t.c….
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RT @InkMasterbator: They say do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life. I stab people and take their money. Ain't tattooing….
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RT @InkMasterbator: At this point if you take your kids to church you just want them to be victimized.
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RT @InkMasterbator: It's Christmas eve and you're harassing strangers on Twitter. How fulfilling your life must be. Merry Xmas!.
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RT @InkMasterbator: Christmas eve 1999 I was 14. We were due to be evicted January 1st and didn't have a single gift under the tree. My ste….
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