Bombs Away, a double meaning, either I’m dropping bombs with this new album, which of course I am 🤗. Or it is an instruction to leaders, like they listen to me, to put their bombs away and find new ways of sorting out their differences. Anyway, listen.

Lucy Bronze played the whole tournament with a fractured leg? Wow. Hard as nails.

I’m sure she’s very nice, but the Spanish manager doesn’t half scare me.

So that’s the next hour or so gone - stood here making sure he does not slip further off the sofa.

RT @SidCPsGriffin: The Long Ryders recording sessions in San Diego are over. What looks to be our last studio album is out in March 2026 &….

You could get #PuppetNation for its gripping story. Or you could get it for the picture of me and my moobs that’s at the back.

To my great amusement and my wife’s shame, the 6-year-old has taken to answering nearly all questions with “your mum” or “up your bum”.

He left on this day 45 years ago. There are not that many better Beatle covers than this.

I love how the glass table makes it look like it’s floating.

Set one of my poems to music. Funny how I once wrote 230 poems in an 18 month period a few years back and then never wrote another one. I was unable to do bc any more. Unless you count lyrics as poems? Do they count?

Merry Prankster is now up on the YouChoob should anyone feel reckless enough that they want to immerse themselves in riffs and shit. #newmusic #lofi #RockAndRoll.

Now, let’s look at who is playing for Germany ladies, Berger, yes, aha, yes, okay, Brand, she’s good, oh another fine player and who’s that in the middle of the park? Minge? Minge! Oh, Germany.

No giggling at the back.

This lil fella has just been enchanting a group of adults with learning disabilities. It’s always a good icebreaker when I say “His name name is Cowboy, because he’s a boy and looks like a cow,”

Not only have I abandoned the neo-psychedelia lofi folk for lofi rock and roll on the new album, but I’ve ditched the death songs, which got me tagged as “murder folk”, and done my first “funny” song which invites everyone to kiss me.

What a way to announce your ignorance to the world.

The Plunder of You.

Because when you do eventually let them win their victory is all the more sweeter, and they have developed a determination and wisdom about the game that can only be learnt through defeat.

Happy birthday @george_clinton Here’s my lofi folk funk attempt at covering one of his acid rock classics:

Currently kicking the 6-year-olds arse at Connect 4. There’s nothing like crushing the dreams and aspirations of a child to make yourself feel better.