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Dean of The Life Research Center. Head of Partyology Department. Traffic Pattern Specialist.

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Paula P
1 year
11 must-see #astronomy events in 2025 From the first total #LunarEclipse in years to planetary alignments, here are the top astronomy events to look for throughout 2025. https://t.co/YtDWYIouSx via @accuweather
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From the first total lunar eclipse in years to planetary alignments, here are the top astronomy events to look for throughout 2025.
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Forgive typos. Mom's sleeping hard and I am smoking on moon rocks playing my Hempire game. I. AM. OBSESSED. WITH. THAT. GAME. #2 fav of all time, I think. Tiger Woods 08 been #1 for a while and I no longer have access to TW08 😭😭😭 so we run a weed town ya hear? Later ✌️
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Paula P
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365 with certainty. If a major issue arises concerning my car or my own life, she can set me off too damn easily. Not ideal. Wanted to share an update on test subject #1. And get things off my chest a bit. I feel better! Might sleep soon might not. Insomnia for my in play. FUCK!!
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Because not sure if I mentioned if but unfortunately I'm back on a drug I haven't needed for yrs. Saw DOC Tues. I LOVE my new DOC so much already!! Gotta care for me while I care for mom or she may end up back in the nursing home is auntie can't do permanent. Know I can't do 24/7
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Paula P
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Auntie down yonder S of Fort Worth, TX is RICH RICH. Loves on a private ranch and mom has stayed there numerous times for up to 2 weeks in the past. She wouldn't ask these 2 saviors these important questions so I did. And now I have 2 backups. Not alone now baby! FK YEAH!!!
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Paula P
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Also mom has 2 sisters still alive. Youngest sis died 1st. FUCK CANCER! Mom hates 1 sister. Called my aunt, who I do like but and butt heads with will take mom if for a mth or maybe permanently. We will know more after the 1st. Thanks auntie!!!!
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Paula P
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Her cat is named BOOMER! Anywho, she is awesome for being back up if/or when I need a night or 2 whatever to take my mother. At no cost! Yay!!
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Did recruit her best friend (who had to caregive for her own mom and dad I think, experience) lives 1/2 mi alway and will let my mom visit or spend the night or up to a week maybe. Depends on if she's gone to Norman, OK for a mth. She loves Norman and the Sooners and house sits.
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Paula P
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Was going to decide by Fri at the latest. She failed on EVER living alone again. Dang. So I am officially a caregiver for my mom. Pros/cons as w/EVERYTHING. By Wed I knew she needs round the clock care. Again dang.
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Paula P
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Running cognitive tests all day and night if she's not asleep. Results have been mixed. She has her own spiral note book (her "LRC charts" and is bring closely monitored. Planned to determine if she can live alone or not. Cont...
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Paula P
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1st few days w/my 1st actual human test subject that I can run tests/exams, who knows what all on around the clock 24/7 have been BUMPY. However, once I realized my mom is the 1st official test subject Life Research Center has ever had 24/7 access to I got excited.
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@DavidFnMorgan
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Players like Bron, Harden, KD, Steph, and Russ are continuously proving that age is not your enemy if you’re intentional about your well being.
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@ReedTimmerUSA
Reed Timmer, PhD
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Disaster relief efforts ongoing in Oxford, MS. We are trying to get to all the addresses but many roads impassable. The El Charro Mexican restaurant is open but there are 100 people in line
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hi hat GOD… kinda
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I’m gonna figure it out fasho
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@ReedTimmerUSA
Reed Timmer, PhD
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No gas, minimal food, power out and many roads impassable in Oxford, Mississippi. Massive line for the only gas available in highway 6 near Chevy dealership
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@DavidFnMorgan
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Progress is always possible.
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Paula P
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NIIIIIIIICE, Mr. Morgan, Sir.
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Paula P
7 days
It was FKN cool! Upon taking pics I discovered 1 looked like 1 of the cats slipped a bit maybe and that paw print looks JUST LIKE a Siberian Husky Animal + terrible winter storm = ART. And science, intrigue and a huge smile. You ever see a paw print preserved in ice like that?
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Paula P
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My strays posse had obviously survived in my garage or elsewhere. Paw prints going all 3 directions on my porch. West side of steps somehow had ice under the snow and somehow preserved a few paw prints. 2/3
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Paula P
7 days
Tis unfortunate I'm not planning to share anymore pics here. Made an amazing 1st time find while sweeping my ULTRA slippery steps leading to my driveway. 1/3
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The delicate balance between staying informed and loosing your goddamned mind
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