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A man without a vision for his future, always retums to his past.
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To us with strong head waiting for NIN to block our sim🥂😹💔
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Those of u saying we should defend Buhari coz he is from d north are not serious, He has proved himself as d most incompetent prsdt in the history of Nigeria.
This goes beyond ethnicity or religion it’s a matter of d lives wasted daily without any action taken.
#Nigeriaprevails
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They called Messi a fraud for not leaving his comfort zone in La liga. Now that he wants to leave they're calling him a coward . It's always different rules for Messi and that's why he's the bes.
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Dear Men,
When she post your picture on her status today you’ve got to ask for a screenshot of the viewers otherwise you might be the only one viewing it.
#NationalBoyfriendDay
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When Wizkid said “starboy dey for you” man wasn’t capping!
A King i stan!!
Real African Giant!
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So after a breakup what happens to all those fine pictures you took with your partner? 🤔
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Alhamdulillah I am +1 today🎉🎊🎈
Please say a prayer for me when you come across this.
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When the relationship ends, the competition of who can pretend to be happier on social media begin😂😂😂😂😂
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A night which is better than 83 years
Ya Allah make us among the blessed one’s who will witness laylatul qadr..Ameen🙏🙏
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May we never marry a woman that takes advices from where she fixes her hair & nails.
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Nigeria barbers will use powder to deceive you making you look like Chris brown but once u get home and bath, BOOM!!! Oshiomole😀
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Girls with one boyfriend, may God bless you financially.🙏
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May we not date someone who doesn't know the full meaning of MTN😂😂😂
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No matter how angry you are if Nepa brings light it must reduce😂
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When you meet a lady that truly loves you, you will discover that girls always have airtime.
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The Prophet (ﷺ) said, ‘Whoever says ‘SubhanAllah wa bihamdihi’ one hundred times a day, will be forgiven all his sins even if they were as much as the foam of the sea.’
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“Don’t use the sharpness of your tongue on the mother who taught you to speak.” Ali Ibn Abi Talib
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Just because you are suffering now doesn’t mean you will have money in the future.
Just pray!!!
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My heart goes out to couples struggling to have a child. May God answer your quietest prayers and wipe away your tears.
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History will always remember Buhari as the president that led the country twice and forced
#Recession2
on the country twice without any tangible project to show.
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Any female reading this?
I pray you get a man who loves you for the real you.
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Bro if your woman is not chubby you are single, infact you are singular 😂😂
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The law has already taken it’s course,State road kano at 10:50pm..
Allah ka saukaka mana da rahamar ka
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If i date you, my goal is to marry you, build with you, grow with you, i’m not dating you to pass time, I see potential in you.
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Once you start using dark mode, there is no turning back.
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Team no kayan sallah, no kitson sallah, no kunshin sallah & no hular sallah gather here. We are holding a meeting.
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Being Light Skinned Doesn't Mean you're beautiful or handsome🙄😌
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Once you hear people saying "His wife is the one controlling him" just know that the Man is living in harmony with the wife.
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How much do you need to add to your account to make it 1M??🕵️😶
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On my wedding day, everybody must solve maths. If you fail then no food for you.
I can’t feed olodos😒😂
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i agreed with this words “ kano ko damai kazo an fika” NCDC and public health workers are advising Nigerians day and night to STAY HOME and avoid social gatherings but my kano people are perpetually on their way to kwanar dawaki just to see corona patients!
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Those of you who studied English in School.
Help me out
Please what is the opposite of Welcome?
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My mind is telling me to stop school and focus on my girlfriend🤔🤔
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I just hope no one from my class is studying behind my back.
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May we not fall in love with someone that will be doing first to call, first to chat.
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Welcome to Nigeria where students will fight to sit at the front during lectures and fight to sit at the back during exams😂😂
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President Buhari speech is disappointing
after 2 weeks of civil unrest, d best
#Bubu
can do 2 address dis is to give an 11 minute unresolving recorded speech.Didn't say anything about d recent Zamfara killings & Lekki shooting. It's almost as if he doesn't care.
#NIGERIAPREVAILS
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Have you noticed that most of people who get pregnant are women?
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Give your boyfriend/girlfriend a pen and a paper to write a formal letter, then sit back relax and watch the olodo you are dating🚶♂️😂
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If a wife owns a restaurant & her husband comes to eat lunch,does he need to pay?
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normalize focusing on your future,
Life is not all about dating.
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May people with pure intention find people with pure intentions.
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Ladies should approach men too, because some men are really shy🤧
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At this my age, My mun still changes TV channels when a sex or kissing scene comes up, I just smile & say this woman don’t know me
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Those of you who studied English in School.
Help me out
Please what is the opposite of sorry?
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The moment they enter someone’s decorated room with AC, their next WhatsApp status be like
“am bored who is in for a video call”.🤦🏻♂️😂💔
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In USA, the symbol of love is flowers while in India it’s music.
What is the Symbol Of Love In Nigeria?
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What happened to the last relationship you were building?
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Some girls don't care about ur money, they just need loyalty, time, love, attention, respect & you must have money 😂😂
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Burna: Nigerians, we need to fight for our right but no, we too dey fear
Sowore : Burna boy come and lead protest
Burna:
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Early morning erection is a sign of a healthy man.. what’s the sign of a healthy woman?
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If you wake up tomorrow as a billionaire, what is the first thing you are buying?
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Which stage are you?🌝
1.Mum may I go out
2.Mum I'm going out
3.disappear and appear
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Visitors don’t give us money anymore, African culture is falling😩
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Are you still dating the person you dated from January 2020 or it’s a long story?
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My children won’t call their Mother with “ Mama, Ammi , Mummy or any other name”.
Rather they will call her Babyn Daddy❣️🔐😂🙈
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Do you miss lectures or you miss
“Come out i’m in front of your hostel”?🌝
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A toast to those of us who won't download and print that National ID till we desperately need it😀
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Be sincere, how many slices of bread can you finish at once?
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Malam talauci bala’i ne ynxu ake bani labarin wani a motar haya yana sosa kan wani wai ya dauka nasa ne.😹😹
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Some girls will give you their numbers so that they can have someone to ignore in life.
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Nothing hurts an African parents👫 like seeing their children 🙇relaxing and pressing phone📱
😂
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Some people are just so blessed, I mean take a look at the one reading this tweet, you are awesome 😍💯
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Bro if you are broke, just leave relationship alone and focus on your hustle. Don’t tie somebody’s daughter with “Reason with me”
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If she breaks up with her boyfriend because of you, don't date her.
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Whoever reading this, I pray you get the future you always talked about having.✊🌝
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Guys what’s the best response to “I miss you” when it comes from someone you don’t miss??
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You’ll just wake up and start pressing your phone without checking if you can talk.🙄🙄
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We fall in love with minds and attitudes. As for your shapes, please keep them for special occasions.🖤
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When your girlfriend likes your post,she doesn't really like it.
She's just reminding you that she's watching you😒😞😂
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Whatever you do in this life, don't be someone's girlfriend entertainer.
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When you are at peace with yourself, nothing else matters.
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They have discovered a whole bunch of crowd on the street are undergraduate and NYSC hold up. You can see they are relentlessly working on ASUU
#EndInsecurity
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May our graves be more comfortable than our beds.
May our graves be more comfortable than our beds.
May our graves be more comfortable than our beds.
May our graves be more comfortable than our beds.
May our graves be more comfortable than our beds.
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Don’t disappoint your parents because you want to impress your friends.
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You’re testing her to see if she’s a materialistic, she’s also testing you to know if you’re stingy and the devils is testing both of you to see who has common sense
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I only laugh for two minutes then remember i have exams result that awaits me🥺🥺
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Not getting a message the entire day from your partner is also a message.
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May we not fall in love with somebody who is using us to get over their Ex or to fill the space of loneliness.
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Any man that cannot buy his girl ABAYA is just a noise maker.🌝
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Me congratulating myself for not missing sahour through out ramadhan
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Who else doesn't complete their drug dosage the moment they notice they're getting better?😁😁
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If you Dm a girl and she doesn’t reply you, just know she has viewed your profile picture & media and said “No no no, dis one no follow oh”😂😂
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Stop forcing relationships.
sometimes your soulmate is money
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