I was a part time Janitor - RETIRED!
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Snapper and Dapper, Teller of tales, Possibly Fife's wittiest poet, Exceedingly lowbrow. ♡ ;-)
Freuchie, Scotland
Joined June 2017
It’s easy to scribble promises on the back of a fag packet. But only hard work, serious plans and courage deliver results. Today we’ve announced £47bn in savings - the biggest since 2010. Only the Conservatives know how to cut waste and live within our means.
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And these two are the best they can get to deal with all our Energy Issues?! ● :( @Ed_Miliband @ClaireCoutinho
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2. We had pestered the school to have their first team probably 1971. When we moved from Dunfermline end of 1969 only Colliston Ave/Megginch Pl housing were ready to move in to. The west of Pitteuchar was wasteland, Stenton still farmland. ♡ Fergy :)
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Well done Ben Doak, heid up - and picked the perfect pass! 3-1. ♡ :)
ANTOINE SEMENYO IS SO GOOD
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@officialdafc @dunfermlinep @LoveDunfermline Folk seem to be more interested in bile and hatred on @X rather than something that is informative and historic? #UpThePars As a lifelong fan, we've not had much to cheer about over the past years. Reading about our glory years should attract more interest, you would assume? ♡
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I posted on Facebook and nobody seemed to be interested. Strange really. I have every European Programme and was thinking of posting through time. ♡ Fergy. @officialdafc @dunfermlinep
@LoveDunfermline
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#TheChase Caroline is a clever lady! ♡
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Nothing surprises us now in the UK! ● :( @Keir_Starmer
@ShabanaMahmood
🚨 BREAKING: The Manchester synagogue terrorist was on police bail for an alleged rape when he carried out the attack, The Telegraph can disclose. Jihad al-Shamie, 35, was under investigation over an alleged sexual attack which is understood to have taken place earlier this
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The UK is seriously going to the dogs! @UKLabour @Conservatives
@LibDems @theSNP @TheGreenParty Bang aw yer heids the gither and sort this oot. #politicians are a major part of this problem. Folk don't trust you all. ● :(
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Beans on toast? Culinary art - Trouble is They Make you - Pardon! #fergyspoems #fifeswittiestpoet ♡ ;-)
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He's confused. Warts he had, Warts! ;-)
President Trump just told the UN General Assembly that he personally ENDED seven wars around the world. But that wasn’t the punchline… The real fireworks came when he turned and called out the UN to their faces for not lifting a finger to help. This might go down as one of
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Butter My gran Wid turn In her grave Release A ghostly Mutter! Michty me Help ma boab Is that The price - Of butter?! #fergyspoems #butter
#fifeswittiestpoet
Supermarket-own spreadable butter found to be just as good as Lurpak - and more than £1 cheaper https://t.co/PoPJw99Txc
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Can you get a pill for stupidity?! ● :( @realDonaldTrump
Trump: People in Cuba can’t afford to buy Tylenol, and they have virtually no autism. We’re governed by the absolute dumbest people in the world
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I saw this kid On his phone Strolling doon The street Thoroughly Engrossed in Conversation A lamppost He did meet! A Poem Called - BUMP #fergyspoems #fifeswittiestpoet Art - Tom Smith #bump
#socialmedia #safetyfirst ♡ ;-) @LibDems @EdDaveyNews
Lib Dems want health warnings on teens' social media
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