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🫧 triple-air Goddess 🫧 gym brat 🫧 beauty witch 🫧 bartender bestie 🫧 🥵 - @gogoMaserati
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Joined December 2008
How old is Chrisean Jr? I have follow-up questions as well, so….
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this album is too fcking good for y'all to let it flop like this like can y'all wake tf up😭😭😭
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I know it’s 8AM but pot roast sounds like it needs to be on the menu today…
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god please take all of dolly parton’s pain and give it to woody allen
Dolly Parton's sister is asking fans to "pray with me" amid the country music icon's health issues. “Last night, I was up all night praying for my sister, Dolly. Many of you know she hasn’t been feeling her best lately. I truly believe in the power of prayer, and I have been
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Omg I saw something talking about prayers for Dolly Parton but my timeline refreshed wtf
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I genuinely don’t understand why this song isn’t topping the charts
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…okay but honestly has not been going well since it’s been very summer-esque outside.
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Literally reality.
I had a dream that I had 3 drinks and the total came up to $85 🤣
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A glass of Malbec or Merlot.
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But this was when we knew she was going to the moon… 😌
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Theres a whole genre of short form food video that is just unsettlingly horny
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This is very me coded. 😆😆😆
Rihanna spotted in Hollywood last night smoking a blunt with leftover weed on her ankles.
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“You’re giving me $100…!” is taking me OUT.
kori’s cameo money making everyone rethink all their careers decisions😭
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A fistful of bluebs or raspbs.
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