Iain Stirling - new show RELEVANT on sale now!
@IainDoesJokes
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Comedian and voice of Love Island. New tour RELEVANT on sale now!
Joined October 2009
Today my friend slow motion walked into heaven. I will miss her always. Thank you for everything x.
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Shout out to all the OG’s.
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I’m so so sorry I can’t find to credit the person that made this. But they deserve the Nobel Peace Prize. #loveisland
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I’ve been working hard on catch phrases for 5 series and Ovie blows me out the water in a couple of weeks. MESSAGE. #loveisland.
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Big day today. It’s the final of @LoveIsland. I hope you all tune in. The contestants have been amazing this year. So a huge well done to all of them, the team that make the show what it is and of course @thewhitmore for being more incredible than I could have ever imagined. X.
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LOVE ISLAND STARTS ON THE 4TH OF JUNE. THERE I’VE SAID IT!.
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7 more sleeps until @LoveIsland and we get to meet all the amazing people who stand like this in instagram photos 😍
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Happy Birthday mate x
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Liz Truss’s reign as Prime Minster was shorter than a series of Love Island.
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Favourite line from tonight’s #LoveIsand “babe you don’t even like him, you can’t say his name”.
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Last week of #loveisland is upon us. It’s been an amazing series so thank you to the team and all of you for saying nice things. Lie detector is just the start. What a week we have instore. So decide where your heads at, stick your eggs in our basket and be loyal to the island!.
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Tonight’s ep of #loveisland will go down as one of the classics and if you don’t agree you’re one of those people who are stuck in the past and say mad shit like “school was the best years of my life”.
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If Charlie could follow me so I can pass on my paypal details. Phone number, I meant phone number. #loveisland.
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10,000 RTs and I send the clip into the villa right now.* #loveisland . *this a shameless attempt at twitter popularity and by no means legally binding.
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Love Island goes from strength to strength as the government crumbles. Which house is the one full of idiots?.
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Liam liked Millie .Then he got with Lillie .Things never end well when you think with your… own short terms gains in mind. #loveisland.
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This will forever remain on of my favourite Love Island moments. Dearest Sophie, I truly hope you are now at peace. Stay shapey x.
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Just wrapped my VO on this series of #loveisland and what a bloody joy it was. Thank you to everyone who works on the show. Such a lovely and talented bunch. You should all be very proud. X.
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Dom banging on about Jonny not spending enough time with Camilla when his partner is in a different time zone! 😂 #LoveIsland.
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Excited to announce Laura and I are going to be in the new series of @C4Gogglebox. Starts June 5th.
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“I really can’t stay” . “Baby it’s tier 4 outside”.
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I’ve just wrapped on #loveisland. 57 shows in a windowless basement and it’s been a blast. Thank you to the crew, thank you to @thewhitmore and thank you to the cast. You should all be very proud. Enjoy the final troops. Lots of love, the voiceover guy x.
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Off to record my final VO of #loveisland 2017. From the bottom of my heart a huge thank you to the Love Island team and you lot for watching.
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*Stirling.
He got lucky and we finally allowed him out of the booth! It's Iain Sterling: The voice of #LoveIsland™️ 🙌@LoveIsland @IainDoesJokes
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Because I do the Voice Over and at no point appear on screen.
How come I watched this guy on @CBBC for years and didn't recognise him while watching love island @IainDoesJokes
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Thanks for all your kind #loveisland #loveislandaftersun comments. Apparently I sound like a 40y/o divorced father of three. I'm not.
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@ScarlettMoffatt When I saw you today you looked 🔥🔥🔥🔥 and were (as ever) the sweetest most approachable individual out there! Sleep well knowing how little the trolls matter! YAS KWEEN (of the jungle).
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5 years ago we lost one of the greats. A hero to many, including myself. RIP #RobinWilliams
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Toby reminds me of when I genuinely thought Scotland were going to win the EUROS. #loveisland.
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Just voted. Please do the same. Pick who you’d like, but bare in mind that Boris seems like the sort of kid at school who would stand behind the main bully laughing.
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Been an absolute pleasure working on this series. Thank you to the team, the islanders and to everyone who watched (we hit over a billion minutes watched this week - which is insane) #loveislandUSA.
There were too many 🔥 lines from @IainDoesJokes this season to choose just one, so we're giving you ten! Which was your favorite? 😂 #LoveIslandUSA
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On my flight home from Mallorca. Called the pilot a melt and just tried to couple up with my life jacket. #loveisland.
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Tonight’s episode of #loveisland is a really beautiful moment of reality TV and I would like to congratulate all the crew that made it possible. They’ve done such a good job and IN A PANDEMIC NO LESS!.
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Oh and btw tonight’s ep is the best of the series so far. Get some popcorn and the tissues (for tears, you dirty pigs!) #loveisland.
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Today at 12:30 on @itv the first ever Loose Men. A huge thank you to @loosewomen for letting us borrow your platform to discuss some really important topics! See you all there.
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Don’t mind me. I’m only here because WhatsApp and Insta are down.
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Being an adult is using the hook on the back of the door in a public restroom.
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Last year I made a £100 bet with you FOR CHARITY, a bet you lost. You never paid up and I ended up giving @mind the £100 myself. You might want to borrow his Royal Highness’s helicopter to help you off your high horse.
Prince Harry using a private helicopter to go to Birmingham then lecturing us about climate change is beyond parody. Walk the walk, Your Royal Highness - or spare us the hectoring, hypocritical talk.
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Some people on twitter. You will NOT believe what I just found out. See if someone is doing something that literally doesn’t effect your life in any way whatsoever, there is no need for you to let them know your opinion on it. I know right?! Madness.
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A madness. A beautiful fucking madness.
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Got absolutely hammered the other day and woke up with this note in my phone. No memory of writing any of it.
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We’re back, if you need me for the next two months I’ll be in a booth. a tiny booth. .
The voice of your summer @IainDoesJokes is warming up his one liners as we speak, ready for the return of Love Island THIS MONDAY 3rd June, 9pm on @ITV2 ☀️ #LoveIsland
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Before #loveisland I use to present kids TV. I did some stand up about that. Here it is here. You can see me on tour by visiting
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EXCLUSIVE: list of Brexit Secretary replacements.
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BRAND NEW EP OF CASTAWAY OUT NOW. This week this absolute sex rocket is interviewed by @thewhitmore. Yes @NiallOfficial is the guest. Listen here:
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57 shows recorded in my small padded room. Now onto the final. @loveisland it’s been a pleasure x
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Edinburgh was the first city in the entire world to have its own fire service.
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Just popped on to say this week of #loveisland has been absolutely brilliant. Tonight is no different. Enjoy.
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Huge well done to the entire @imacelebrity cast and crew. To pull this off given everything that has happened this year is something else! What a brilliant first Ep! #ImACeleb.
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Imagine being a mother bullying a child.
Hi Greta, I’ve just booked some long haul flights for my family to enjoy some winter sun on the beach this Christmas. Level of guilt being felt: 0%
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TONIGHT IS SO BRILLIANT. I would like to take this time to remind you all how many amazing people work on this show to make it what it is! To everyone who makes @LoveIsland what it is. Well done x.
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Ok I honestly don't say this lightly. Tonight's ep. Best ending to an ep, EVER. Its the Steven Gerrard of eps. Its got it all. #LoveIsland.
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50 shows done. It's been a pleasure #LoveIsland now onto the final. Smash it up @carolineflack1 x
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INVESTIGATE!? Did she say it? Yes it was recorded then broadcast. Did she mean it? Nope, she’s a comedian. Investigation over, now stop pissing about and ‘investigate’ who stole my bike in 2012.
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THE CAST HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED. It’s like Christmas Day except everyone’s in their pants. #loveisland.
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Hi everyone. I done a joke about Margot Robbie on #loveisland and she watched and it made her scream. I’m done.
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Would just like to take a moment to thank everyone for the kind words so far about #loveisland. Funny memes and jokes about the show remind me of what this app used to be. A fucking joy. Cheers.
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Thanks for all the lovely words about #loveisland reunion tonight. You’re all class. Come see me on tour
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I would like to officially apologise to the people of Northern Ireland. You’re great people, with wonderful accents and what happened tonight was inexcusable. #loveisland.
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Edinburgh, Scotland was the first city in the world to have its own fire brigade.
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We used to sit down and write these every morning. Nobody senior ever involved themselves with the scripts. They probably should? I really don’t know. It’s funny to me.
Here’s a bit of archive live TV shambles featuring me and @IainDoesJokes. How we still work in the industry I’ll never know! .#SaturdayThoughts
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Hi everyone, I’m a bit under the weather and while I’d usually be very happy to soldier on, with the current situation me and my team think it’s correct to take the precautionary measure of postponing my gig in London tonight, as well as my dates next week in Bristol and Brighton.
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Just checked my uber rating for a little ego boost x.
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