I Retarded Sorry
@IRSONSOLANA
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Who needs financial advice when you've got IRS Coin? 4bPCnkZeNCHwoMHSeaAmrpfrQfjPYNzoCQayVnh7Ay2F Disclaimer: Please seek financial advice
Joined March 2024
They took us down but we are BACK. New website live at https://t.co/WwSMoi36ov Notice the countdown timer? I wonder what happens when it hits 0? Tax season is here, $IRS is here
$IRS is going to need a lawyer... @IRSnews ever heard of parody? We're supposed to be the retards, not you New website coming soon...
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I, for one, am grateful for the sophisticated market participants that keep hedging their locked tokens >lets us long the best performing coins without paying exorbitant funding rates >keep fueling the rallies as their hedge is blown up
Hedging alts that are locked up on perps is incredibly dumb. This was popularized by SBF to get VCs to put cash on FTX, squeeze them, demand more collateral, squeeze again The real flywheel is blowing out the hedgooors on the way up, keeping the cash, starting a polycule
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I'm too retarded to pay my taxes $IRS
Pay the government every single penny uw owe them. NEVER evade taxes. Pay more than uw need too just incase.
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The equivalent to me discretely refreshing Phantom wallet somewhere the Government cant see
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[Gets audited] IRS agent: "It says here you bought this coin and made $60k on it. You didn't report taxes on that." Me: "What coin are you talking about?" IRS agent: "..." Me: "Go ahead. Just say what the name of the coin is"
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Took the money I made trading meme coins and copped a rolex
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You're missing 1 more coin... $IRS I retarded, sorry
Some of you continue to fade me (the main character in the SOLANA casino)
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🤣 What a retard!!!!!
Calling all $SOL memecoin degens! Send $SOL to this address - get nothing in return. GqBjiUbPjJj2w3A4JmLpVtSgibWqGERa7zJYGCT3qZCX
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$IRS holders getting ready to 5x the market cap at 6am on a random monday morning, for the 9th time this month
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As promised
Testing Something Min: 0.5 SOL Max: 20 SOL Hard Cap: 5000 SOL You have 6 hours! Instead of joining random presales, send money to me so I can buy $IRS with it GkeaabZ3kxA4L8mm89BcDLigHFt1u2CFcEoSEnJ1LpCe Good Luck!
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Testing Something Min: 0.5 SOL Max: 20 SOL Hard Cap: 5000 SOL You have 6 hours! Instead of joining random presales, send money to me so I can buy $IRS with it GkeaabZ3kxA4L8mm89BcDLigHFt1u2CFcEoSEnJ1LpCe Good Luck!
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So it turns out we aren't the only ones who hate taxes...
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