The biggest problem with the world isn't that its filled with (insert race/religion/ethnicity/nationality/sexual orientation etc) Its that its filled with d%ckheads, as$holes, and pieces of sh%t. Can we start a hate group against them??? #truerFacts

Remember the good ol days - where people just voted. You didn't hate on who the other person voted for. In fact you didn't even know who the other person voted for. You got a sticker for voting and that was about it. Vote for who you want for. Just vote.

HAS THE WORLD LOST ITS MIND...AND ITS HEART???

SITUATION: President @realDonaldTrump making fun of candidates. WHAT PEOPLE SHOULD SAY: "Mr. President. Not everything is a school yard fight. We should all be in this together. Right wing, left wing, same bird. Instead of taking the time to call us names you should be too

SITUATION: @Original_Turner getting boo'ed by @Pacers Fans WHAT PEOPLE SHOULD SAY: "Hey Pacer Fans. I understand your anger and appreciate your passion...but before you 'boo' me, just know despite me playing my heart out, the Pacer's front office, management, and ownership,

I really should start a page called "What People Should Say" where I write the reply that certain public figures, celebrities, and/or viral circumstance should actually say or respond in certain situations.

Why does America NOT want us to have Health Insurance...???

Apparently the new #WhiteHouse East Wing is to be demolished for a new hallway and ballroom to be named Tammany Hall. 😂😂😂 Only the smartest amongst you will get that. #Trump #whitehousewall

The idea of having a comedian on an episode about PTSD and resilience might seem insane, but it's exactly what the doctor ordered, as @IAmTehran added insight, empathy, and some much needed comic relief to the experience. Thank you my friend! If you like that, watch the full

Can someone tell me why rappers LOVE gas stations in their music videos so much??? 😂😂😂😂

@IAmTehran great show bro tonight 🙏 Boston

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Did @fatjoe just compare AI to crack? JOE CRACK IS A F%CKING GENIUS!!! Wow.

In a couple years...Life Insurance Policies will be hella expensive. With all the current policies and wars going on people will be dying left and right. Sheeeeeesh.

Had much fun interviewing one of comedy's rising stars @IAmTehran who I feel I share much in common with. Because of people like him & @MazJobrani who he's currently touring Australia with, people are laughing with Iranians rather than at us. Video link:

SNL needs @adamraycomedy @nbcsnl

5/5 I hope you'll watch, share and discuss this labor of love. (And please subscribe on YouTube!) https://t.co/6viLRpKO52 @Chavatombosky @RosenmanHoward @GilTroy @orlipeter @RonaLalezary @mgpell @IAmTehran @peterhimmelman @YYJacobson @SoooMD @BarbIsFunny @MaayanJaffe @ILTVNews

You would never be mad at the barista at the coffee shop down the street why she took her (well deserved) raise instead of making sure they could get more bus boys. Thats what we get mad at players like @KingJames etc. We forget, NBA players not only have a skill set BUT

I think Lebron will retire with the Cleveland Cavaliers. That is why he did what he did how he did it. He will play this year with the Lakers and go hard for a championship. Next year he will go to the Cavs on a respectable contract but nothing big. Bronny will be traded. Bryce

We all need a friend like @memphisbleek - and we all should be a friend like Memphis Bleek. Underrated in music. Underrated as a person.

@IAmTehran 😂 love you brother