We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

Mike Elias and the #Orioles on the phone making raw power moves before the trade deadline

pure kino

Hearing the “O” on Opening Day 🥹

brb snorting a line of old bay

#orioles twitter has been absolutely off the chain the last few days! LFG

That new André 3000 passing the test in the whip 🔥🔥🔥🔥

do we have to let it cool before we can build a dollar general on it?

I used a modified telescope to capture high-speed video of the eclipse at a long focal length. Seeing the lumpy mountains of the moon against a backdrop of churning plasma is incredibly surreal. (I hope you weren't sick of eclipse posts 😜)

As @Orioles fans, all we can do is enjoy it from here on out.

I went 0-4 in hits to third base in the 1970 World Series

this is just incredible #orioles

@ComicLoverMari Y’all get on this app and say ANYTHING*

https://t.co/kb1oWWVtn7

Joe for the win

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-it!

When GOONIES wrapped, Richard Donner needed a vacation after working with the kids for an entire year, and went to Hawaii to finally relax. As a prank, Steven Spielberg flew the entire cast out (including The Fratellis!) to surprise Donner at home. Here's that footage. Amazing.

William Shatner reflects: "The moths of extinction will eat my brain as they will my clothing and it will all disappear" https://t.co/cLfcJ9FO2Q

Last night we had an emergency Zoom call with most of Congress to stop a bank run. Here’s the situation:

@HumansNoContext