Randy Goldmann (HottyPimpin's Lawyer)
@HottyLawyer
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Lawyer who specializes in bullying, harassment, defamation and slander. I proudly represent @HottyPimpin and his family. I got my law degree online. #AntiBully
Joined July 2021
Another case won!
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Happy Hanukkah from everyone's favorite Jewish Christmas Elf Lawyer!
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I am proud to announce I will be representing @h3h3productions in his Fair Use lawsuit against @frogan @DenimsTV and @kaceytron. This case is a very clear-cut violation of fair Use with Malicious Intent against my client Mr Klein. For full context watch: https://t.co/kF4Lcbfbn5
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@HottypimpinDad runs a local biker group named “The Bitch Boyz”. After asking Bill why this was the name for his the group, he said “it is pride month and I a bitch boy”, and all his gay little friends went along with it because they are have wet brains.
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People keep asking me if I'm going to represent fellow lawyer Nick Rekieta in his upcoming criminal case. The answer is no! That guy is fucking his case up so bad there is a 0% chance it's winnable. At this point, he needs to shut his mouth and try to get a plea deal.
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Happy Hanukkah from everyone's favorite Jewish Christmas Elf Lawyer.
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I am here to confirm that I am @iamcardib's Jewish Lawyer, and I got her cleared of battery charges. In her song Birkenhead, when she says "Lawyer is a Jew, he gon' chew up all the charges" she is talking about me. Congratulations Cardi B it's always a pleasure to represent you!
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I plan to sue @TheOnion for using my picture in their article without my permission!
“Simple. Consent is when someone hasn’t said ‘no’ yet.”
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I plan to sue The New York Times.
On the first night of Hanukkah the anti-Israel New York Times issues a crossword puzzle that looks like a swastika. Can’t make this shit up. We see you @nytimes - we see you.
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Happy Early Hanukkah from everyone's favorite Jewish Christmas Elf Lawyer.
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Announcement: I was just hired by @ElonMusk as his top Twitter lawyer. I will be the new head of legal, policy, trust & safety at Twitter. I plan on working with Elon to fix the Twitter blue verification system, policies and to stop bullying and harassment on the platform.
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Does anyone need a Cat Lawyer?
Hi! I'm the official representative for cats of cat twitter! I've been a big fan of cat twitter for a long time, & have followed cats I see often! Please follow I'll follow back, & tag if you have been unjustly accused of cate crimbes! I'm here for u (cats) but love all animals😺
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Hey Mr Trump! Let me know if you need a good lawyer. I'll represent you for the low price of $69,000,000. Don't say a thing to those FBI Rats until I arrive!
The FBI searched former President Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate as part of an investigation into whether he took classified records from the White House to his Florida residence, people familiar with the matter said Monday https://t.co/HVyIaJdHHn
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Sorry, Pimps. The Pimpin family has been fucking up and haven’t been active. We will be back.
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