6:52am. Me: Storms into my kids room announcing “BIG DAY OF SECOND GRADE TODAY!!”. Him: *gets mad. Me:

The internet.

Sometimes it doesn’t feel like any of this shit is even real. @ Planet Earth

RT @Mike_Ball423: "Oh, I wonder why Chris D'Elia is trending. "

I’m so bored with this. You all hate each other, we get it. Move along.

I blame the #coronavirus on cancel culture. You all wanted everything canceled, well, you got it. #Coachella CANCELLED. #Stagecoach CANCELLED. Look what you did now, EVERYTHING IS CANCELED. Fuck you.

First tweet of 2019.#hmu on IG @HollerAtJake.

I never tweet. sorry friends. @holleratjake on IG doe!.

Doing podcast things!

#mtuhky @michigantech @MiningJournalMI @MiningJournal @wluctv6 @TV6AMNews

RT @windycityaz: Surprise @JakeSyreini906 ! #rfma2018

Hey @GuyFieri , have you ever considered acknowledging the awesomeness that is @windycityaz ?! #Day2.

Do Kindles and Audio Books count? if not, forget #WorldBookDay.

LOL'ed so hard it hurt. @luisjgomez @LegionOfSkanks

RT @luisjgomez: How the rest of the industry should deal with people demanding apologies for jokes. #GaSDigital @iamralphsutton https://t.c….

I'm down to party with you too, @ChrisKubby, I see you out there! lol.

DO NOT look at our tweets from 2010. lol once a year or so I go into the archives. yikes. Also #consolidateorbust.lol. @T_to_the_Leaf.

#NewProfilePic

RT @chrisdelia: You know who’s a punk bitch? Anyone who won’t use a public bathroom to go number two. Fuck that. Use the bathroom or you ai….

yo, where the @garyvee pop sockets at?!.