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I'm libertarian until libertarians start talking about annihilating the environment. Libertarians would clear cut the entire Boreal rainforest, every cypress tupelo swamp, and the Amazon for a case of beer. Couldn't care less about wildlife, or millennia of conservation efforts.
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@okimstillhungry Our big rule we settled on is a phone check for the ceremony. You can get it back when it's done, but we want people present, and the photographers' to do be the ones taking the photos, not aunty Em with her iPhone 4.
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@interesting_aIl Me: "I was told it was less lethal.". Judge: "You emptied three magazines into him.".
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@Rothmus Pansexual isn't really to do with binary or non-binary, or anything like that. It's more a blind attitude towards sexual partners. "bisexual with low standards" is a hilariously accurate description. Really, we just pick partners based on things asides from gender/sex.
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@SaltyGirl09 Apophenia /noun/. The experience of perceiving patterns or connections in random or meaningless data.
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@SabrinaSmolders Originally posted by @juliewithcake . @SaffronXXrose .@sweet_margs .@mysticbeingg .@MJGracefulbacon .@imblondegummy .@_mythiccal .@princesssfrenxh . You're welcome, gooners.
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@ShitpostRock My favorite is how shorter shotguns have more spread, for literally no good reason.
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@MagmaLuna @DAKKADAKKA1 They're hard working Cuban-Americans by several generations. This has nothing to do with the current border crisis/invasion.
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@jacksonhinklle @RockstarGames It is illegal in all of North America to sell or market this game to children. If parents buy it for their children, it's the parents decision.
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@ShitpostGate Enriched flour is the modern standard. The bran and germ are removed for better texture, losing nutrients, and the fiber that lowers the glycemic impact on the body.
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@GreenTextRepost Well trained dogs are comfortable in their crate. Most dogs were designed that way.
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@DocStrangelove2 Showed off my 1006 to a girl on our first date. Now we're married with a kid.
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@xspeechlessx1 @MagmaLuna @DAKKADAKKA1 It amazes me more that they don't realize this is the one of the most inclusive game series ever made.
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@powerfultakes @AMoser_E Do you ever try to understand the things around you, or do you just pretend playhouse your whole world everyday?.
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@omorogiec @PicturesFoIder A lot more open room, and floor space. The curve was filled with void.
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@Kaito_KaiNi "Uralvagonzavod tank plant in Nizhny Tagil". Russian was made up by two 6 year olds.
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@youdoingtoomuch Domestic horses didn't exist before humans. The last wild horse went extinct in Asia, in the 60s.
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@ShitpostGate I've seen this meme a lot, but I'm genuinely curious what they were hitting it with, and if the guys stayed through the shelling, or if people kept getting killed and replaced.
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@GunloverClub1 It's a Lage Mac Max. A normal AR receivers costs costs $32k+, while Mac/Ingram receivers cost $12k+. You want a 5.56, just throw down $3k for this bastard upper, and you've got an open bolt 5.56, on the cheap.
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@thebigJ_A @okimstillhungry The whole purpose of a wedding ceremony is selfishness. You don't have to go to anybody's wedding.
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@InternetH0F @Robbeezzyy I've had multiple loans. I just got another one a couple weeks ago. Loans are great, and I wouldn't be where I am without them. I really hope to position myself for a small business loan in a few years. Just because commies don't understand how to pay loans, doesn't make them bad.
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@GunloverClub1 I still remember my first .357 magnum. I fired one round, set it down, and reevaluated my life decisions.
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@weirddalle So the takeaway is that he's so grossly oversatisfied with his pay level that he doesn't even care if he gets fired?.
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@Matthew_Magnus_ @NorwoodLower @bunburyoudoujp Your mom came over something hard, which, unfortunately, resulted in you.
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@OsheaJacksonJr @big_business_ I got giardia from eating a hippies ass, who drank river water.
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@ShitpostGate Target asset protection is no joke. Cashiers get notices to hold IDs so the 8k cameras can scan them clearly. They actually train feds on security procedure. Wouldn't be surprised if they were leading in AI face identification tech.
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@iamyesyouareno That's Salome with the head of John the Baptist. It has absolutely nothing to do with cannibalism. Matthew 14.
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@BadWeaponTakes Ah yes! No mass shootings have ever happened in Australia with multiple guns.
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@greentexts_bot They have access to the Gulf, Mexico is already hostile, and the bordering states are friendly. Literally everything the guy said is wrong.
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@melaniepeppin @okimstillhungry Do you take your phone in the shower with you? You can't set it down for 30 minutes to respect someone else's day?.
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@Darkhawk1979 @lporiginalg Try a strip club. They'll hug you twelve different ways you never thought of for $20.
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@omorogiec @InternetH0F It's literally never been illegal anywhere to arrest someone without telling them why.
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@krrawn If someone is intent on breaking into your home, they won't bother copying a Schlage.
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@DocStrangelove2 I love the full auto guns that click-click-click-click, like they run on D cells.
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@TheOmniLiberal You make it very clear that "neo-nazi" in contemporary use, is reserved for average people, with good intent, who have an interest in protecting theur culture, society, and families.
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@Pirat_Nation S Type was peak. Analog buttons should still be a thing. Having less capable controllers three generations down is stupid.
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@CourtneyPong I hope everyone at your venue, from now on, starts their set with The Aristocrats.
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@DelusionPosting It's a movie about a man, who is partly responsible for the extinction of the human race. Why would the Bechdel test matter?. If it were a family movie, or a kids show, sure. No one is bitching about the lack of women in Shawshank.
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